Can you help me?

What is my brand of tire?


where are my spark plugs?


what oil do I use?


where can I buy clean used underwear for cheap?


How many spokes in a wheel?


How can I get my head removed from my Butt?


Why are my handle bars shaped like this?


What's a good helmet? For water head?


Who farted?


Do you like cheese when you ride?


How do i stoppie?


Whats the best stupid question?


Why can't I buy a bike?


Whats the best intrest rate?


My 50cc bike won't stop?


Whats a brake shoe?


If my 49cc turd gets stuck what type of lacitve shoul I use?


How tall do I have to be to ride?


Can i ride my pocket bike on the road?


What type of gas do I need?


Whats a filter?


How fast is a hyabusa? X 53000


Whats faster?


Can you talk my parents into a bike for me?


Why did I have to ride the short bus?


Is bike faster than my radio flyer?


Can you fix my bike in a chat window?


Please help I was a window licker on the short bus.





Now for my racing Q. Who's faster?


darn out of letters!!!

Can you help me?
Harleyhater - You are a twisted mother!- but I kinda like that about you - thanks for the giggle, I still am!





Rc1 Honda's a crack too!





nickelmouse - at least you didn't shart!
Reply:harley's suck
Reply:1. Dunlop


2. In your engine


3. Mobile 1


4. EBay


5. Depends on the wheel


6. A proctology office


7. So you can reach them


8. A Graffix


9. I did


10. No


11. Hit the front brake and lean forward.


12. Where am I?


13. Cuz you dont have a job.


14. 0%


15. press the brake lever.


16. The piece that holds the pads.


17. Taco Bell or White Castle.


18. Over 24 inches


19. No


20. mininum of 91 octane


21. Reduces dirty paticles and cleans. i.e air or oil. Also censors adult content.


22. 225mph


23. A road runner with diarrihea.


24. Yes


25. Cuz you are a danger to yourself and others.


26. Yes


27. No


28. There is no shame in licking windows you do not need help.
Reply:I farted on the HArley
Reply:good stuff. I hope some of the dimwits get this and stop asking the bonehead questions
Reply:Guess what? Reported also.



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