I'm a 13 year old girl (14 in july) and I run the 200 meter race on my middle school track team. My best score so far has been 29.94. I have had no earlier training AT ALL and this is done without spikes, but with plain running shoes. Is this a good time? And are there any techniques I could work on? Tips would help! THANK YOU SO MUCH!
Is this a good time...200meter???
That's a real good time, considering that the top time in our league this year was a 25.2. You should definitely make the investment into some spikes - make sure you get sprint spikes, as there are different kinds. Good for you, and keep working at it!
Reply:well if you just started its okay....
but if you really want to be better.. you have to work out each day... no matter in what mood you are.. how bad teh weather is...or something else.. give always 110 % and never quit.. and I think you can be around 25 sec. soon.... good luck...
ps. my time for 200m is around 20-22 secs.
Reply:Considering you have not done much previous running, that is a great time. I am a distance runner, so that sounds especially good to me, i can only run it in about 40 secs
Reply:that's a good time
make sure ur form is good
like keep ur elbow's at a 90-degree angle
and for the start
take quick steps during the acceleration
btw- spikes and blocks (for starting) improve ur time by like a second
Reply:That is a really good time! Just keep at it and you could try to strengthen your legs a bit which will make you run even faster.
Good luck!!
Reply:well thats preety good since youve just started. All you need is to get stronger and work on your technique, I suggest that you do alot of speed work
under my skin
Monday, August 3, 2009
Remember when?
: Everyone 14 and older must read this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Before Sidekicks %26amp; iPods.
*Before MIKE JONES
*Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.
*Before the 5 hours(5min) of homework you put off every night.
*WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL
*When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
*When gas was $0.95 a gallon %26amp; Caller ID was a new thing.
*When we recorded stuff on VCRs %26amp; paid $3.50 for a movie.
*When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.
*When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.
*When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
*Way back..........
*Tag.
*Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.
*Red Light, Green Light.
*Heads Up 7 Up.
*Playing kickball %26amp; dodgeball until your porch light came on.
*Hopscotch.
*Slip-n-Slides.
*Tree Houses.
*Hula Hoops.
*Skip-its.
*Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps.
*The annoying Nano Pets %26amp; Furbies.
*Running through the sprinklers.
*Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.
*Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.
*Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car.
*Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It."
*But wait....
*Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your Garfield comforter.
*Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats.
*The original Power Rangers
*Or what about....
*The Secret Life of Alex Mac.
*Ren %26amp; Stimpy.
*Double Dare.
*Rocko's Modern Life.
*AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.
*Wild %26amp; Crazy Kids.
*Clarissa Explains it All.
*Salute Your Shorts.
*Are You Afraid of the Dark?
*The original cast members of All That.
*Kenan %26amp; Kel.
*The Magic School Bus.
*Flash Forward.
*Pete and Pete.
*Legends of the Hidden Temple.
*Hey Dude.
*Dinosaurs.
*Pinky and the Brain.
*Blossom.
*Hangin' With Mr. Copper.
*Wishbone.
*Bill-Nye the Science Guy.
*Kablamm.
*Who could forget Snick? %26amp; Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, The Facts of Life, %26amp; I Love Lucy.
*Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.
*Or Nick Jr. with Face!
*Gulah-Gulah Island.
*Alegra's Window.
*Little Bear.
*Under the Umbrella Tree.
*The Busy World of Richard Scary.
*The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.
*Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.
*Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.
*Class field trips. (to the ZOO!)
*When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.
*When $5 seemed like a million, %26amp; another dollar a miracle.
*When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.
*When Toys 'R' Us overuled the mall.
*Go back to the time when.....
*Argument's were only started when it came to who was gonna be the redranger.
*Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.
*Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'
*'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest.
*Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'.
*It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.
*Being old referred to anyone over 20.
*A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.
*Scrapes %26amp; bruises were kissed %26amp; made better.
*It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.
*When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.
*When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.
*When Lisa Frank was the raddest thing ever.
*When a candy bar at the grocery store was the highlight of your day.
*When coupons collected all year could get you a prize in your class auction.
*When the only thing you cried over was your mom being late to pick you up.
*When stress was addition and subtraction.
*When friendships were as complicated as who's house to sleep over.
*When shaving cream was just meant for play.
*When a first kiss only lead to cooties.
*When Valentines Day meant cards for all.
*When birthdays were a class event.
*When a friend moving away was the saddest day of your life.
*When the summer lasted forever.
*When time didn't matter.
*These were the days we hadn't realized escaped us until it's all brought back.
Remember when?
I remembered alot of the things and I wish that I could go back to that time because everything was alot easier than. I am glad that you reminded me of all of the things.
Reply:Yeah I remember that stuff. It's too bad it ain't like that anymore.
Reply:I remember all to well but when I was little gas was 25 cents a gallon we played out side until the street lights came on I think I was raised in a better time than my grand kids they won't even go out side because it to hot the would rather play these games or watch TV we had only two tv shows on then later got three
Reply:Yeah.....the good old days.............
Reply:God I miss Goosebumps. That's what got me hooked on Stephen King.
Reply:Man..I'd forgot about half that stuff...woah did you write that? That really does pull you back in time, if u wrote that your amazing!
Jas
get rid of acne
*Before Sidekicks %26amp; iPods.
*Before MIKE JONES
*Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX.
*Before the 5 hours(5min) of homework you put off every night.
*WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL
*When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
*When gas was $0.95 a gallon %26amp; Caller ID was a new thing.
*When we recorded stuff on VCRs %26amp; paid $3.50 for a movie.
*When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.
*When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.
*When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
*Way back..........
*Tag.
*Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.
*Red Light, Green Light.
*Heads Up 7 Up.
*Playing kickball %26amp; dodgeball until your porch light came on.
*Hopscotch.
*Slip-n-Slides.
*Tree Houses.
*Hula Hoops.
*Skip-its.
*Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps.
*The annoying Nano Pets %26amp; Furbies.
*Running through the sprinklers.
*Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.
*Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.
*Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car.
*Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It."
*But wait....
*Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your Garfield comforter.
*Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats.
*The original Power Rangers
*Or what about....
*The Secret Life of Alex Mac.
*Ren %26amp; Stimpy.
*Double Dare.
*Rocko's Modern Life.
*AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.
*Wild %26amp; Crazy Kids.
*Clarissa Explains it All.
*Salute Your Shorts.
*Are You Afraid of the Dark?
*The original cast members of All That.
*Kenan %26amp; Kel.
*The Magic School Bus.
*Flash Forward.
*Pete and Pete.
*Legends of the Hidden Temple.
*Hey Dude.
*Dinosaurs.
*Pinky and the Brain.
*Blossom.
*Hangin' With Mr. Copper.
*Wishbone.
*Bill-Nye the Science Guy.
*Kablamm.
*Who could forget Snick? %26amp; Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jeanie, The Facts of Life, %26amp; I Love Lucy.
*Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.
*Or Nick Jr. with Face!
*Gulah-Gulah Island.
*Alegra's Window.
*Little Bear.
*Under the Umbrella Tree.
*The Busy World of Richard Scary.
*The Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.
*Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.
*Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.
*Class field trips. (to the ZOO!)
*When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.
*When $5 seemed like a million, %26amp; another dollar a miracle.
*When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.
*When Toys 'R' Us overuled the mall.
*Go back to the time when.....
*Argument's were only started when it came to who was gonna be the redranger.
*Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.
*Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'
*'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest.
*Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'.
*It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.
*Being old referred to anyone over 20.
*A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.
*Scrapes %26amp; bruises were kissed %26amp; made better.
*It was a big deal to finally be tall enough to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.
*When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.
*When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.
*When Lisa Frank was the raddest thing ever.
*When a candy bar at the grocery store was the highlight of your day.
*When coupons collected all year could get you a prize in your class auction.
*When the only thing you cried over was your mom being late to pick you up.
*When stress was addition and subtraction.
*When friendships were as complicated as who's house to sleep over.
*When shaving cream was just meant for play.
*When a first kiss only lead to cooties.
*When Valentines Day meant cards for all.
*When birthdays were a class event.
*When a friend moving away was the saddest day of your life.
*When the summer lasted forever.
*When time didn't matter.
*These were the days we hadn't realized escaped us until it's all brought back.
Remember when?
I remembered alot of the things and I wish that I could go back to that time because everything was alot easier than. I am glad that you reminded me of all of the things.
Reply:Yeah I remember that stuff. It's too bad it ain't like that anymore.
Reply:I remember all to well but when I was little gas was 25 cents a gallon we played out side until the street lights came on I think I was raised in a better time than my grand kids they won't even go out side because it to hot the would rather play these games or watch TV we had only two tv shows on then later got three
Reply:Yeah.....the good old days.............
Reply:God I miss Goosebumps. That's what got me hooked on Stephen King.
Reply:Man..I'd forgot about half that stuff...woah did you write that? That really does pull you back in time, if u wrote that your amazing!
Jas
get rid of acne
Ever wanted to annoy everyone at the mall?
Wow, some of you must really love to annoy people in public because I've had at least three emails asking me to give advice on annoying people in malls, stores, and WEDDINGS?!
So I tracked this down, it's a long list, but the more the merrier! XD
Thanks for reading, guys!!! Enjoy!!
Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shlock.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Heckory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos or rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger Queen...
....but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they’re “astronaut food”.
Follow patrons of D. Balton’s around while reading aloud from Dianetics.
Ask mall cops for stories of World War I.
Ask a salesman why a particular TV is labeled black and white and insist that it’s a color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, “You mean you really can’t see it?”
Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears.
Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning.
Test mattresses in your pajamas.
If you’re patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side.
Sprint up the down escalator.
Stare at static on a display TV and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can see the “hidden picture”.
Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish.
Make unusual requests at the Piercing Pagoda.
Ask a salesperson in the hardware department how well a
At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there’s much meat on them.
Hula dance by the demonstration air conditioner.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray *them* with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke.
Rummage through the jelly bean bin at the candy store, insisting that you lost a contact lens.
Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.
In the changing rooms, announce in a singsong voice, “I see London, I see France...”
Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the mall taking two-inch steps.
Play the tuba for change.
Record belches on electronic sampling keyboards, and perform gastric versions of
Jingle Bells for admiring onlookers.
Ask the pharmacist at the drugstore which leading cold remedy will “give you a really wicked buzz.”
Ask the personnel at Peer 1 Imports whether they have “any giant junk made out of straw.”
“Toast” plastic gag hot dogs in front of the fake fireplace display.
Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.
Ask the information desk for a stroller, and someone to push you around in it.
Change every TV in the electronics department to a station showing “Saved by the Bell”. Chant the dialogue in a robotic voice, and scream if anyone tries to switch channels on one of the sets.
Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are “leakproof”.
“Play” the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises. Loudly.
Stand transfixed in front of a mirror bobbing your head up and down. Squawk at your reflection.
Pay for all your purchases with two-dollar bills to provoke arguments over whether they’re real.
If it’s Christmas, ask the mall Santa to sit on *your* lap.
Answer any unattended service phones that ring in department stores and say “Domino’s.”
At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed.
Show people your driver’s license and demand to know “whether they’ve seen this man.”
Buy a jawbreaker from the candy store. Return fifteen minutes later, fish it out of your mouth, and demand to know why it hasn’t turned blue yet.
Walk up the skinniest stairs in the mall with your arms out not letting anyone pass and walking really slow. Growl at anyone approaching.
Alternatively, link arms with a few friends and march up the most commonly used staircase, growling at anyone approaching.
Find one of the huge boom-boxes and turn it to some rock station. Then, turn it off and turn the volume all the way up. Then the next person to check it out will have great fun!
Set all of the alarm clocks in any of the Bed %26amp; Bath stores to go off every ten minutes on the loudest setting possible.
Buy the largest soda the stores have available, drink it down to the last inch, then stand behind someone while slurping up the remaining soda as loud as possible, when they tell you to stop it retort that you don't like to waste things.
Men, go into women's clothes stores and try on skirts, underclothes, swimsuits, etc. Ask shop assistants what they think (vise-versa for women)
Bring survial gear and "live" in one of the tents in a camping shops. Scream "Help" %26amp; "We're under fire" every 5 mins. Make battle noises as well!
Wear you swimming clothes and go swimming in the coin pool! Wear armbands and a rubber ring for extra effect!
Start a sing along in the middle of the mall.
Print lots of "Fake" money, go into the mall (second floor if available) and throw it all away.
Go into a pet shop and release all the birds, parrots etc. Screaming at the top of your voice "Be free my feathered friends" (DO THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!! – birds have beaks)
Follow someone with children around yelling "mommy I want that!"
Take the money out the fountain while swimming and hand it out to people, spend it or if possible throw it from the second floor (it might hurt someone)
Add strange growths to the giant lego men in the toy stores
Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.
Buy feather boa at a clothing store and hang on to the rail while waving it and screaming "Look everyone I can fly!"
Stand in front of the Gap. "Fall" in repeatedly. Threaten legal action.
When ever someone makes an announcement over the loud speakers cover your ears and scream "The voices...the voices...make them stop"
With a friend, speak in a different language (or make up your own) and make a seen, pointing at signs and people as if they were something shiny and new that you've never seen before. Pretend you're a tourist.
Walk right on people\'s heels and when they look back at you stop and look at the ceiling and when they turn back around, continue
See if a yawn really is contagious.
PERSONAL FAVORITE: Grab some friends and race from one side of the mall to the other.
Now, I personally don’t think there’s enough here, so I’ll post a second one as soon as possible – it’ll be on what to specifically do in the stores!! In the meantime, keep emailing me ideas – I love some inspiration!!
Ever wanted to annoy everyone at the mall?
OMG!!!
these are sooooooo sooooo soooooooooooo funni!
im in LOVE with them!
thnx so much for putting them up!
haha im so going to try these!
=D
teehee
ciao ciao %26lt;33
Reply:Test mattresses in your pajamas.
That one sounds very much like a stunt off the Chaser....You should watch that show...all unAustralians if you like this type of annoynig stunt stufff...Its very funny :P
Reply:that is so funny - didn't get chance to read them all so if you've put this down sorry but you could go into the changing room - make some grunting noises then shout out oh no there's no toilet paper!
Reply:My Good Gosh!! That's the most reading I have done in 3 months...
That was worth it...
It was Kracka-lackin funny!!! =]
HAHAHA!!!
[*] You have been awarded with a gold shiny star =]
peaacee =]
Reply:...This is incredible. haha....Im really going to take a few of these and have some fun...And I live in Minnesota the home of the "Mall of America" it's HUGE! so there will be no lack of space and or people/things to just have a few good laughs with :-) thanks
Reply:Wow i havent laughed that hard in a while!
Reply:1.Cover one side of a shiny half-dollar with super glue or 5 minute epoxy, and glue it to the floor. Carefully cover it with your shoe so noone sees what you're doing. After it has set, move away and watch from a safe distance as people try to pick it up.
2. Make a ball out of compressed detergent soap, and secretly drop it into the large fountain or waterfall. Move to a distance and watch the suds start to roll.
3. Print out 8 1/2x11 pictures of Barney Fife with the words, "Premises protected by Fife." and tape them to all outside doors. Watch the rent-a-cops throw a fit.
4. Lock all stalls in a bathroom and then climb over or under each dividing wall and leave. For extra annoyance put a drop of superglue into each sliding lock.
flower
So I tracked this down, it's a long list, but the more the merrier! XD
Thanks for reading, guys!!! Enjoy!!
Ride mechanical horses with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at the Gap. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shlock.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Heckory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the music store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos or rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger Queen...
....but save a few to slurp on as snacks. Tell people that they’re “astronaut food”.
Follow patrons of D. Balton’s around while reading aloud from Dianetics.
Ask mall cops for stories of World War I.
Ask a salesman why a particular TV is labeled black and white and insist that it’s a color set. When he disagrees, give him a strange look and say, “You mean you really can’t see it?”
Construct a new porch deck in the tool department of Sears.
Wear pancake makeup and new clothes and pose as a fashion dummy in clothes departments, occasionally screaming without warning.
Test mattresses in your pajamas.
If you’re patient, stare intently into a surveillance camera for an hour while rocking from side to side.
Sprint up the down escalator.
Stare at static on a display TV and challenge other shoppers whether they, too, can see the “hidden picture”.
Ask appliance personnel if they have any TVs that play only in Spanish.
Make unusual requests at the Piercing Pagoda.
Ask a salesperson in the hardware department how well a
At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there’s much meat on them.
Hula dance by the demonstration air conditioner.
Ask for red-tinted lenses at the optometrist.
Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray *them* with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke.
Rummage through the jelly bean bin at the candy store, insisting that you lost a contact lens.
Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.
In the changing rooms, announce in a singsong voice, “I see London, I see France...”
Leave on the plastic string connecting a new pair of shoes, and wander around the mall taking two-inch steps.
Play the tuba for change.
Record belches on electronic sampling keyboards, and perform gastric versions of
Jingle Bells for admiring onlookers.
Ask the pharmacist at the drugstore which leading cold remedy will “give you a really wicked buzz.”
Ask the personnel at Peer 1 Imports whether they have “any giant junk made out of straw.”
“Toast” plastic gag hot dogs in front of the fake fireplace display.
Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.
Ask the information desk for a stroller, and someone to push you around in it.
Change every TV in the electronics department to a station showing “Saved by the Bell”. Chant the dialogue in a robotic voice, and scream if anyone tries to switch channels on one of the sets.
Hand a stack of pants back to the changing room attendant and scornfully announce that none of them are “leakproof”.
“Play” the demo modes of video games at the arcade. Make lots of explosion noises. Loudly.
Stand transfixed in front of a mirror bobbing your head up and down. Squawk at your reflection.
Pay for all your purchases with two-dollar bills to provoke arguments over whether they’re real.
If it’s Christmas, ask the mall Santa to sit on *your* lap.
Answer any unattended service phones that ring in department stores and say “Domino’s.”
At the stylist, ask to have the hair on your back permed.
Show people your driver’s license and demand to know “whether they’ve seen this man.”
Buy a jawbreaker from the candy store. Return fifteen minutes later, fish it out of your mouth, and demand to know why it hasn’t turned blue yet.
Walk up the skinniest stairs in the mall with your arms out not letting anyone pass and walking really slow. Growl at anyone approaching.
Alternatively, link arms with a few friends and march up the most commonly used staircase, growling at anyone approaching.
Find one of the huge boom-boxes and turn it to some rock station. Then, turn it off and turn the volume all the way up. Then the next person to check it out will have great fun!
Set all of the alarm clocks in any of the Bed %26amp; Bath stores to go off every ten minutes on the loudest setting possible.
Buy the largest soda the stores have available, drink it down to the last inch, then stand behind someone while slurping up the remaining soda as loud as possible, when they tell you to stop it retort that you don't like to waste things.
Men, go into women's clothes stores and try on skirts, underclothes, swimsuits, etc. Ask shop assistants what they think (vise-versa for women)
Bring survial gear and "live" in one of the tents in a camping shops. Scream "Help" %26amp; "We're under fire" every 5 mins. Make battle noises as well!
Wear you swimming clothes and go swimming in the coin pool! Wear armbands and a rubber ring for extra effect!
Start a sing along in the middle of the mall.
Print lots of "Fake" money, go into the mall (second floor if available) and throw it all away.
Go into a pet shop and release all the birds, parrots etc. Screaming at the top of your voice "Be free my feathered friends" (DO THIS AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!! – birds have beaks)
Follow someone with children around yelling "mommy I want that!"
Take the money out the fountain while swimming and hand it out to people, spend it or if possible throw it from the second floor (it might hurt someone)
Add strange growths to the giant lego men in the toy stores
Put weird backgrounds on store computers when people aren't looking.
Buy feather boa at a clothing store and hang on to the rail while waving it and screaming "Look everyone I can fly!"
Stand in front of the Gap. "Fall" in repeatedly. Threaten legal action.
When ever someone makes an announcement over the loud speakers cover your ears and scream "The voices...the voices...make them stop"
With a friend, speak in a different language (or make up your own) and make a seen, pointing at signs and people as if they were something shiny and new that you've never seen before. Pretend you're a tourist.
Walk right on people\'s heels and when they look back at you stop and look at the ceiling and when they turn back around, continue
See if a yawn really is contagious.
PERSONAL FAVORITE: Grab some friends and race from one side of the mall to the other.
Now, I personally don’t think there’s enough here, so I’ll post a second one as soon as possible – it’ll be on what to specifically do in the stores!! In the meantime, keep emailing me ideas – I love some inspiration!!
Ever wanted to annoy everyone at the mall?
OMG!!!
these are sooooooo sooooo soooooooooooo funni!
im in LOVE with them!
thnx so much for putting them up!
haha im so going to try these!
=D
teehee
ciao ciao %26lt;33
Reply:Test mattresses in your pajamas.
That one sounds very much like a stunt off the Chaser....You should watch that show...all unAustralians if you like this type of annoynig stunt stufff...Its very funny :P
Reply:that is so funny - didn't get chance to read them all so if you've put this down sorry but you could go into the changing room - make some grunting noises then shout out oh no there's no toilet paper!
Reply:My Good Gosh!! That's the most reading I have done in 3 months...
That was worth it...
It was Kracka-lackin funny!!! =]
HAHAHA!!!
[*] You have been awarded with a gold shiny star =]
peaacee =]
Reply:...This is incredible. haha....Im really going to take a few of these and have some fun...And I live in Minnesota the home of the "Mall of America" it's HUGE! so there will be no lack of space and or people/things to just have a few good laughs with :-) thanks
Reply:Wow i havent laughed that hard in a while!
Reply:1.Cover one side of a shiny half-dollar with super glue or 5 minute epoxy, and glue it to the floor. Carefully cover it with your shoe so noone sees what you're doing. After it has set, move away and watch from a safe distance as people try to pick it up.
2. Make a ball out of compressed detergent soap, and secretly drop it into the large fountain or waterfall. Move to a distance and watch the suds start to roll.
3. Print out 8 1/2x11 pictures of Barney Fife with the words, "Premises protected by Fife." and tape them to all outside doors. Watch the rent-a-cops throw a fit.
4. Lock all stalls in a bathroom and then climb over or under each dividing wall and leave. For extra annoyance put a drop of superglue into each sliding lock.
flower
What's the funniest wedgie that has ever happened to you?
Anything! When I was a little kid, my friends came over. I turned around to tie my shoes and she pushed me in my room, grabbed my underwear, and pulled! She got some string and tied my hands to my together! Then she got more string and tied my feet together! Then she got a really heavy toy saddle for my plastic toy horse, and tied it to me!! She also put string in my mouth, so I couldn't talk! Then she mad me go on my tied hand and knee's, and sat on me! She grabbed my underwear, and pulled it in the direction she wanted to go! She said, run little horsey, your gonna miss the race! I got so mad and jumped and she fell, then she grabbed my underwear and put me in my room and closed the door. She came back with rope and tied me to my couch! Then she sat on me and watched TV!!! Every time I moved she grabbed my underwear and pulled it reall hard! When my Mom came back she would do it again! She ever put me in my closet! TIED to the doorby my undies! Maybe thats why I her now!
What's the funniest wedgie that has ever happened to you?
well it happend to my uncle!!! we ripped his tiddy whities!!
Reply:wow that is a fun time
Reply:thats why you what her now???
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What's the funniest wedgie that has ever happened to you?
well it happend to my uncle!!! we ripped his tiddy whities!!
Reply:wow that is a fun time
Reply:thats why you what her now???
accessories belts
You were a kid of the 90's if???????? Enjoy!?
Hey you were 90's kid if you remember any of the following. Kinda long I know but if you were a true 90's kid then you will appreciate and enjoy all of the little memories. Feel free to leave a memory behind that was left out. Good day to all. ; )
If you remember this you grew up in the 90's
Type: Just for Fun - Totally Random
Description: Just wanted to remind people of the good ole days.
You're a 90's kid if:
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"
You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.
You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"
You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)
You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.
When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who............and still all ended up being Tommy.
You remember when super nintendo's became popular.
You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
"I've fallen and I can't get up"
You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
Two words... Trapper Keeper.
You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide
You wore socks over leggings scrunched down
"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles
NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS
Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)
You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.
You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.
You remember a time before the WB.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" ... enough said
You thought Brain woud finally take over the world
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.
You remember when razor scooters were cool.
When we were younger:
Before the MySpace frenzy...
Before the Internet %26amp; text messaging...
Before Sidekicks %26amp; iPods...
Before MIKE JONES...
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...
...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon %26amp; Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs %26amp; paid $3.50 for a movie.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.
When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.
When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
Way back.
Tag.
Get Over Here!!!! means something to you.
Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.
Red Light, Green Light.
Heads Up 7 Up.
Playing Kickball %26amp; Dodgeball until your porch light came on.
Hopskotch.
Slip-n-Slides.
Tree Houses.
Hula Hoops.
HELLO....HOT WHEELS!!!!!
"POWER OF LOVE" BY CELINE DION..ONLY COUPLES COULD SKATE TO THIS.
The annoying Giga Pets %26amp; Furbies.
Running through the sprinklers.
That "Little Mermaid"
Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.
Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.
Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car.
Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It"
CAPRI SUN
Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, Fairy Princess comforter.
The original Power Rangers
Or what about:
Hey Arnold.
Rugrats.
The Secret World of Alex Mac.
Ren %26amp; Stimpy.
Double Dare.
Rocco's Modern Life.
AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.
Wild %26amp; Crazy Kids.
Clarissa Explains it All.
CAMP NOWHERE
Salute Your Shorts(CAMP ANAWANA)
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
The original cast members of All That.
Kenan %26amp; Kel.
"CITY GUYS"...ROLLW/ THE CITY GUYS
Doug.
Magic School Bus.
Nick Arcade.
Flash Forward.
The Adventures of Pete and Pete.
Legends of the Hidden Temple
Hey Dude.
Dinosaurs.
Alladin.
Mummies Alive
Pinky and the Brain
Sailor Moon.
Blossom.
Hangin with Mr. Cooper.
Martin
Beavis %26amp; Butt-Head
Wishbone.
Bill Nye the Science Guy
MR RODGERS!!!!
Who could forget Snick? %26amp; Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life, I Love Lucy and TGIF.
Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.
or Nick Jr. with Face
Gulah Gulah Island
Little Bear
Busy Town
Under the Umbrella Tree
PEE-WEE!!!
The Big Comfy Couch
Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.
Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.
Class field trips.
When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.
When $5 seemed like a million, %26amp; another dollar a miracle.
When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.
When Toys R Us overuled the mall.
Go back to the time when:
Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'
'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.'
It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.
Being old referred to anyone over 20.
A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.
Scrapes %26amp; bruises were kissed %26amp; made better.
It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.
When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.
When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.
Another Baby Sitter Club and Little Sister (Karen) book came out and you put your name on hold for it at the library.
When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete.
Sockem Boppers
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!
You were a kid of the 90's if???????? Enjoy!?
Innnnn west Philadelphia born and raised on thre playground is where i spent most of my days...... lol
Reply:That's not what sockem boppers were. Your brother was thinking of rockem sockem robots.
These are sockem boppers: http://www.toysit.com/sockem-b... Report It
Reply:oh my gosh that just made my day!
But you forgot about the old Disney classic movies (like Beauty and the Beast and Cinderella) and the craze that was pokemon! Still awesomely kick *** list there =D Report It
Reply:Starred....Again! Report It
Reply:I miss the 90's. I remember most of those stuff listed. I always wanted a Lisa Frank binder, but they were a bit expensive, and I loved Doug, Kenan and Kel, Blossom, and all that. Report It
Reply:don't forget when--
we used to collect as many ofthe ties for our Jansport backpacks that we could possibly fins room to tie on..
or collecting the pull-off tabs from the cans of soda... Report It
Reply:Best. List. EVER! Report It
Reply:Thanks For The Memories!
Greatest Time! Report It
Reply:Woah!!
Thanx love....think I'm gonna cry :(
Reply:I was a child/teen in the 80's, but I was 17 in 1990 if that counts LOL! I love the 90's too, but you gotta remember a lot of the 80's fads spilled over to the 90's like snap bracelets and Cabbage Patch Kids came out in 1983!. And if you look at the fashion of the early 90's, you will see it is just like the 80's.
Reply:OMG I LOVED Oregon Trail!
I had several slap braclets!
Wow... you really took it back for me.
Remember if you were cool you had a pager, the same way people have cell phones now!
Reply:Yeah, I always thought the 90's was the best. Things seem to be going downhill now but I think that's just part of growing older. I believe the people who grew up in the 80's think those times were good.
Reply:I didn't grow up in the 90's, but my dear daugher was born in 85, and your list brought back so many memory's......I am the one that bought the trapper keeper, and I am the one who watched my daughter do miss marry mack.....etc. this was a big part of my life too.........I found your question because Lou starred it.........and I starred it too........great question....give us another one......
Reply:This was so cute! Thank you. I do still have a hard time not ending my sentences with "not"! You made my day!
Reply:AWWW! YOU MAKE ME MISS THOSE TIMES.(YOU FORGOT CABBAGE PATCH KIDS TOO!)NICE TO KNOW SOMEONE ELSE FEELS THAT WAY.:):):)
Reply:was sooooo excited for Oregon trail day! also lemmings... thanks for the flash back! - star for you-hoo
Reply:omg that made my day...i have read something like that before but this one had a lot more! Brings back old memories!
=D
Reply:haha the Macarena..brings back such memories.
I actually had saved by the bell posters too. lol
star for u for the memories :)
Reply:Thank you so much for posting this! It's too true! =)
Reply:Ah memories....
"When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever."
Too true, video games today are way to easy!
Reply:I gave you a star! The first star!
Reply:good times..only like 3 things i didnt know what u were talkin bout
Reply:I MISS THE 90S!
Reply:Oh YES, I REMEMBER THE 90's and miss much if it!! So much fun, not a care in the world!! I also had a sister born in 90 when I was 11 and a brother born in 93 when I was 14....But I still remember all of the great programs, games and play that blasted mario brothers...never quit made it to the end!! Remember the Game Geni for Nintendo?
Reply:Mate!
Pokemon!
Reply:Yeah I remember those days. However, I can't remember some programs you have put on here like 'blossom' and 'full house'.
Reply:90's kicked a-s-s!
Remember Number Munchers?
Reply:I got the word "Woah" from Black Rob.
Hip hop baby!!!! lol
Reply:We didn't know how good we had it did we? To go back to 92 for a just a little while...*sigh*
Reply:the 90's werew awesome like, i'm so gonna start saying psyche again
Reply:Ohhh! :'( I miisss itt!!!
Reply:OMG that made me sooo happy!!
Reply:Yes the 90's were the best.
Reply:OMG, it's like a time warp!!
lol!!!
hey, what about "Bop" magazine? (%26amp; the like)
Reply:I remember all that except...what are sockem boppers?
accessories belts
If you remember this you grew up in the 90's
Type: Just for Fun - Totally Random
Description: Just wanted to remind people of the good ole days.
You're a 90's kid if:
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"
You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.
You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"
You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)
You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.
When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who............and still all ended up being Tommy.
You remember when super nintendo's became popular.
You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
"I've fallen and I can't get up"
You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
Two words... Trapper Keeper.
You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide
You wore socks over leggings scrunched down
"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles
NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS
Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.binders.etc.)
You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.
You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.
You remember a time before the WB.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" ... enough said
You thought Brain woud finally take over the world
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.
You remember when razor scooters were cool.
When we were younger:
Before the MySpace frenzy...
Before the Internet %26amp; text messaging...
Before Sidekicks %26amp; iPods...
Before MIKE JONES...
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...
...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon %26amp; Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs %26amp; paid $3.50 for a movie.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.
When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.
When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
Way back.
Tag.
Get Over Here!!!! means something to you.
Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.
Red Light, Green Light.
Heads Up 7 Up.
Playing Kickball %26amp; Dodgeball until your porch light came on.
Hopskotch.
Slip-n-Slides.
Tree Houses.
Hula Hoops.
HELLO....HOT WHEELS!!!!!
"POWER OF LOVE" BY CELINE DION..ONLY COUPLES COULD SKATE TO THIS.
The annoying Giga Pets %26amp; Furbies.
Running through the sprinklers.
That "Little Mermaid"
Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.
Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.
Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car.
Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It"
CAPRI SUN
Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, Fairy Princess comforter.
The original Power Rangers
Or what about:
Hey Arnold.
Rugrats.
The Secret World of Alex Mac.
Ren %26amp; Stimpy.
Double Dare.
Rocco's Modern Life.
AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.
Wild %26amp; Crazy Kids.
Clarissa Explains it All.
CAMP NOWHERE
Salute Your Shorts(CAMP ANAWANA)
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
The original cast members of All That.
Kenan %26amp; Kel.
"CITY GUYS"...ROLLW/ THE CITY GUYS
Doug.
Magic School Bus.
Nick Arcade.
Flash Forward.
The Adventures of Pete and Pete.
Legends of the Hidden Temple
Hey Dude.
Dinosaurs.
Alladin.
Mummies Alive
Pinky and the Brain
Sailor Moon.
Blossom.
Hangin with Mr. Cooper.
Martin
Beavis %26amp; Butt-Head
Wishbone.
Bill Nye the Science Guy
MR RODGERS!!!!
Who could forget Snick? %26amp; Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life, I Love Lucy and TGIF.
Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.
or Nick Jr. with Face
Gulah Gulah Island
Little Bear
Busy Town
Under the Umbrella Tree
PEE-WEE!!!
The Big Comfy Couch
Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.
Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.
Class field trips.
When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.
When $5 seemed like a million, %26amp; another dollar a miracle.
When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.
When Toys R Us overuled the mall.
Go back to the time when:
Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'
'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.'
It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.
Being old referred to anyone over 20.
A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.
Scrapes %26amp; bruises were kissed %26amp; made better.
It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.
When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.
When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.
Another Baby Sitter Club and Little Sister (Karen) book came out and you put your name on hold for it at the library.
When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete.
Sockem Boppers
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!
You were a kid of the 90's if???????? Enjoy!?
Innnnn west Philadelphia born and raised on thre playground is where i spent most of my days...... lol
Reply:That's not what sockem boppers were. Your brother was thinking of rockem sockem robots.
These are sockem boppers: http://www.toysit.com/sockem-b... Report It
Reply:oh my gosh that just made my day!
But you forgot about the old Disney classic movies (like Beauty and the Beast and Cinderella) and the craze that was pokemon! Still awesomely kick *** list there =D Report It
Reply:Starred....Again! Report It
Reply:I miss the 90's. I remember most of those stuff listed. I always wanted a Lisa Frank binder, but they were a bit expensive, and I loved Doug, Kenan and Kel, Blossom, and all that. Report It
Reply:don't forget when--
we used to collect as many ofthe ties for our Jansport backpacks that we could possibly fins room to tie on..
or collecting the pull-off tabs from the cans of soda... Report It
Reply:Best. List. EVER! Report It
Reply:Thanks For The Memories!
Greatest Time! Report It
Reply:Woah!!
Thanx love....think I'm gonna cry :(
Reply:I was a child/teen in the 80's, but I was 17 in 1990 if that counts LOL! I love the 90's too, but you gotta remember a lot of the 80's fads spilled over to the 90's like snap bracelets and Cabbage Patch Kids came out in 1983!. And if you look at the fashion of the early 90's, you will see it is just like the 80's.
Reply:OMG I LOVED Oregon Trail!
I had several slap braclets!
Wow... you really took it back for me.
Remember if you were cool you had a pager, the same way people have cell phones now!
Reply:Yeah, I always thought the 90's was the best. Things seem to be going downhill now but I think that's just part of growing older. I believe the people who grew up in the 80's think those times were good.
Reply:I didn't grow up in the 90's, but my dear daugher was born in 85, and your list brought back so many memory's......I am the one that bought the trapper keeper, and I am the one who watched my daughter do miss marry mack.....etc. this was a big part of my life too.........I found your question because Lou starred it.........and I starred it too........great question....give us another one......
Reply:This was so cute! Thank you. I do still have a hard time not ending my sentences with "not"! You made my day!
Reply:AWWW! YOU MAKE ME MISS THOSE TIMES.(YOU FORGOT CABBAGE PATCH KIDS TOO!)NICE TO KNOW SOMEONE ELSE FEELS THAT WAY.:):):)
Reply:was sooooo excited for Oregon trail day! also lemmings... thanks for the flash back! - star for you-hoo
Reply:omg that made my day...i have read something like that before but this one had a lot more! Brings back old memories!
=D
Reply:haha the Macarena..brings back such memories.
I actually had saved by the bell posters too. lol
star for u for the memories :)
Reply:Thank you so much for posting this! It's too true! =)
Reply:Ah memories....
"When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever."
Too true, video games today are way to easy!
Reply:I gave you a star! The first star!
Reply:good times..only like 3 things i didnt know what u were talkin bout
Reply:I MISS THE 90S!
Reply:Oh YES, I REMEMBER THE 90's and miss much if it!! So much fun, not a care in the world!! I also had a sister born in 90 when I was 11 and a brother born in 93 when I was 14....But I still remember all of the great programs, games and play that blasted mario brothers...never quit made it to the end!! Remember the Game Geni for Nintendo?
Reply:Mate!
Pokemon!
Reply:Yeah I remember those days. However, I can't remember some programs you have put on here like 'blossom' and 'full house'.
Reply:90's kicked a-s-s!
Remember Number Munchers?
Reply:I got the word "Woah" from Black Rob.
Hip hop baby!!!! lol
Reply:We didn't know how good we had it did we? To go back to 92 for a just a little while...*sigh*
Reply:the 90's werew awesome like, i'm so gonna start saying psyche again
Reply:Ohhh! :'( I miisss itt!!!
Reply:OMG that made me sooo happy!!
Reply:Yes the 90's were the best.
Reply:OMG, it's like a time warp!!
lol!!!
hey, what about "Bop" magazine? (%26amp; the like)
Reply:I remember all that except...what are sockem boppers?
accessories belts
90's kids...?
You're a 90's kid if:
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"
You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.
You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"
You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)
You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.
When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who............and still all ended up being Tommy.
You remember when super nintendo's became popular.
You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
"I've fallen and I can't get up"
You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
Two words... Trapper Keeper.
You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide
You wore socks over leggings scrunched down
"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles
NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS
Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.b
inders.etc.)
You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.
You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.
You remember a time before the WB.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" ... enough said
You thought Brain woud finally take over the world
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.
You remember when razor scooters were cool.
When we were younger:
Before the MySpace frenzy...
Before the Internet %26amp; text messaging...
Before Sidekicks %26amp; iPods...
Before MIKE JONES...
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...
...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon %26amp; Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs %26amp; paid $3.50 for a movie.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.
When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.
When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
Way back.
Tag.
Get Over Here!!!! means something to you.
Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.
Red Light, Green Light.
Heads Up 7 Up.
Playing Kickball %26amp; Dodgeball until your porch light came on.
Hopskotch.
Slip-n-Slides.
Tree Houses.
Hula Hoops.
HELLO....HOT WHEELS!!!!!
"POWER OF LOVE" BY CELINE DION..ONLY COUPLES COULD SKATE TO THIS.
The annoying Giga Pets %26amp; Furbies.
Running through the sprinklers.
That "Little Mermaid"
Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.
Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.
Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car.
Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It"
CAPRI SUN
Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, Fairy Princess comforter.
The original Power Rangers
Or what about:
Hey Arnold.
Rugrats.
The Secret World of Alex Mac.
Ren %26amp; Stimpy.
Double Dare.
Rocco's Modern Life.
AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.
Wild %26amp; Crazy Kids.
Clarissa Explains it All.
CAMP NOWHERE
Salute Your Shorts(CAMP ANAWANA)
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
The original cast members of All That.
Kenan %26amp; Kel.
"CITY GUYS"...ROLLW/ THE CITY GUYS
Doug.
Magic School Bus.
Nick Arcade.
Flash Forward.
The Adventures of Pete and Pete.
Legends of the Hidden Temple
Hey Dude.
Dinosaurs.
Alladin.
Mummies Alive
Pinky and the Brain
Sailor Moon.
Blossom.
Hangin with Mr. Cooper.
Martin
Beavis %26amp; Butt-Head
Wishbone.
Bill Nye the Science Guy
MR RODGERS!!!!
Who could forget Snick? %26amp; Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life %26amp; I Love Lucy.
Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.
or Nick Jr. with Face
Gulah Gulah Island
Little Bear
Busy Town
Under the Umbrella Tree
PEE-WEE!!!
The Big Comfy Couch
Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.
Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.
Class field trips.
When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.
When $5 seemed like a million, %26amp; another dollar a miracle.
When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.
When Toys R Us overuled the mall.
Go back to the time when:
Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'
'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.'
It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.
Being old referred to anyone over 20.
A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.
Scrapes %26amp; bruises were kissed %26amp; made better.
It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.
When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.
When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.
Another Baby Sitter Club and Little Sister (Karen) book came out and you put your name on hold for it at the library.
When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!
90's kids...?
Wow I LOVE the 90's
Reply:Thanks to my kids, all this is familiar to me too! Wow, what a blast from the past!
Have a star.
Reply:wow, that was a lot of reading but i do remember some fo those
Reply:Yes and that was a great flashback.
Reply:thanks for the flashback.................
Reply:yes
can you please write less next time?
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You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You can sing the rap to "The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air"
You remember when Kurt Cobain, Tu Pac, River Phoenix, and Selena died.
You know that "WOAH" comes from Joey from "Blossom" and that "How Rude!" comes from Stephanie from "Full House"
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early
on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, wax off"
You have pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You danced to "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls, Females: had a new motto, Males: got a whole lot gay-er. (so tell me what you want, what you really really want.)
You remember the craze, then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence...Not...
Where in the world is Carmen San Diego? was both a game and a TV game show.
Captain Planet.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green Ranger were meant to be together.
When playing power rangers with friends you fought over who got to be who............and still all ended up being Tommy.
You remember when super nintendo's became popular.
You remember watching home alone 1, 2 , and 3........and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
"I've fallen and I can't get up"
You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
Two words... Trapper Keeper.
You never got injured on a Slip 'n' Slide
You wore socks over leggings scrunched down
"Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back" SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS PHANTS PHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE THE FENCE THE FENCE
he jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july ly ly he jumped so low ow ow he stubbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool
You knew all the characters names and their life stories on "Saved By The Bell"
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
You watched the original Care Bears, My Little Pony, and Ninja Turtles
NANCY DREW AND THE HARDY BOYS WERE THE BEST MYSTERY BOOKS
Yikes pencils and erasers were the stuff!
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand.(pencils.notebooks.b
inders.etc.)
You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out.
You used to wear those stick on earings, not only on your ears, but at the corners of your eyes.
You remember a time before the WB.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart.
"Talk to the hand" ... enough said
You thought Brain woud finally take over the world
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it!"
You remember when everyone went slinky crazy.
You remember when razor scooters were cool.
When we were younger:
Before the MySpace frenzy...
Before the Internet %26amp; text messaging...
Before Sidekicks %26amp; iPods...
Before MIKE JONES...
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX...
...Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night.
When light up sneakers were cool.
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs.
When gas was $0.95 a gallon %26amp; Caller ID was a new thing.
When we recorded stuff on VCRs %26amp; paid $3.50 for a movie.
When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans.
When 2Pac and Biggie where alive.
When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever.
Way back.
Tag.
Get Over Here!!!! means something to you.
Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk.
Red Light, Green Light.
Heads Up 7 Up.
Playing Kickball %26amp; Dodgeball until your porch light came on.
Hopskotch.
Slip-n-Slides.
Tree Houses.
Hula Hoops.
HELLO....HOT WHEELS!!!!!
"POWER OF LOVE" BY CELINE DION..ONLY COUPLES COULD SKATE TO THIS.
The annoying Giga Pets %26amp; Furbies.
Running through the sprinklers.
That "Little Mermaid"
Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King.
Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car.
Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car.
Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It"
CAPRI SUN
Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your TMNT, Power Rangers, Barbie, Fairy Princess comforter.
The original Power Rangers
Or what about:
Hey Arnold.
Rugrats.
The Secret World of Alex Mac.
Ren %26amp; Stimpy.
Double Dare.
Rocco's Modern Life.
AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS.
Wild %26amp; Crazy Kids.
Clarissa Explains it All.
CAMP NOWHERE
Salute Your Shorts(CAMP ANAWANA)
Are You Afraid of the Dark?
The original cast members of All That.
Kenan %26amp; Kel.
"CITY GUYS"...ROLLW/ THE CITY GUYS
Doug.
Magic School Bus.
Nick Arcade.
Flash Forward.
The Adventures of Pete and Pete.
Legends of the Hidden Temple
Hey Dude.
Dinosaurs.
Alladin.
Mummies Alive
Pinky and the Brain
Sailor Moon.
Blossom.
Hangin with Mr. Cooper.
Martin
Beavis %26amp; Butt-Head
Wishbone.
Bill Nye the Science Guy
MR RODGERS!!!!
Who could forget Snick? %26amp; Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life %26amp; I Love Lucy.
Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years.
or Nick Jr. with Face
Gulah Gulah Island
Little Bear
Busy Town
Under the Umbrella Tree
PEE-WEE!!!
The Big Comfy Couch
Kool-Aid was the drink of choice.
Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school.
Class field trips.
When Christmas was the most exciting time of year.
When $5 seemed like a million, %26amp; another dollar a miracle.
When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday.
When Toys R Us overuled the mall.
Go back to the time when:
Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'.
Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!'
'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest.
Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly.'
It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.
Being old referred to anyone over 20.
A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery.
Scrapes %26amp; bruises were kissed %26amp; made better.
It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair.
When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever.
When Ninja Turtles ruled the world.
Another Baby Sitter Club and Little Sister (Karen) book came out and you put your name on hold for it at the library.
When Aladdin was new, before the trilogy was complete.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!!!!
90's kids...?
Wow I LOVE the 90's
Reply:Thanks to my kids, all this is familiar to me too! Wow, what a blast from the past!
Have a star.
Reply:wow, that was a lot of reading but i do remember some fo those
Reply:Yes and that was a great flashback.
Reply:thanks for the flashback.................
Reply:yes
can you please write less next time?
health
My knee has been hurting for a long time , im only 14?
hi, im 14 in 9nth grade, at the beginning of the year and in the summer till winter break i was on the cross country team running 36-40 miles a week, for about 5 months, after that and a couple of really hard races, my knee pain came and is still here, so it has been here for about 5 months, when it started hurting i went to my doctor and he said that im doing too much, so i did no running or p.e.at all for three months with a knee brace, and now for two months its still here and im sick of the knee brace because it did not change anything, so are my running days over?my feet used to hurt when this all started and i got like three new pairs of running shoes, please help, are my running days over i have asked this question a whole lot of times and still the pain is here
My knee has been hurting for a long time , im only 14?
maybe u should go 2 the doctor because your knee bone can be out of it's place
Reply:I think i had the same thing as you were describing. I had something called 'Severs Disesase'. I used to do similiar amount of running as you did. I got it diagnosed by my physiotherapist. Maybe you should go to one to confirm it.
Sever's disease, or calcaneal apophysitis, is the most frequent cause of heel pain in children between the ages of 9 and 15 and is due to an inflammation of growing plates, of the calcaneus in the back of the foot, due to the rapid growth of bone when compared to the calceneal tendon (otherwise known as the Achilles tendon).
Although is says just the heel, i had it in my knees as well. hwat i found helped as well was putting a heel cusion in my show on the leg it was hurting, which helped just raise my heel that slight bit and it hurt less/stopped hurting.
Reply:Listen to joiks. Otherwise you will end up like me with premature arthritis, and you will be eating NSAIDs like candy.
Reply:i had the same problem, you probably have a condition called runners knee. Its nothing bad, when i had it the doctor said just to work out my quads. But still check with ur doctor 2 make sure
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My knee has been hurting for a long time , im only 14?
maybe u should go 2 the doctor because your knee bone can be out of it's place
Reply:I think i had the same thing as you were describing. I had something called 'Severs Disesase'. I used to do similiar amount of running as you did. I got it diagnosed by my physiotherapist. Maybe you should go to one to confirm it.
Sever's disease, or calcaneal apophysitis, is the most frequent cause of heel pain in children between the ages of 9 and 15 and is due to an inflammation of growing plates, of the calcaneus in the back of the foot, due to the rapid growth of bone when compared to the calceneal tendon (otherwise known as the Achilles tendon).
Although is says just the heel, i had it in my knees as well. hwat i found helped as well was putting a heel cusion in my show on the leg it was hurting, which helped just raise my heel that slight bit and it hurt less/stopped hurting.
Reply:Listen to joiks. Otherwise you will end up like me with premature arthritis, and you will be eating NSAIDs like candy.
Reply:i had the same problem, you probably have a condition called runners knee. Its nothing bad, when i had it the doctor said just to work out my quads. But still check with ur doctor 2 make sure
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How 2 annoypeople at the store .........very long?
how 2 annoypeople at the store
"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps you out. Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice. Around Christmas time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" Ask if you can buy a shopping cart. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies! Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart. Have them push you around while you yell "ye-haw!" Buy chrome hubcaps and put them on in the parking lot Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. Constantly wink at a person you don't know. Follow them around and blow kisses to them. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." Do all of these above without getting thrown out! Contributed Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" Dress as a Jedi and randomly tell other shoppers in you're best Yoda voice,"May the force be with you". Everytime you walk out the door (or try waiting by the door for others to walk out), make a dinging noise then say mechanically "We're sorry. You have activated the Wal Mart inventory control service. Please step back and a Wal Mart associate will help you. Thank you." Fill your shopping cart with matchbooks and gasoline and walk around smiling at people. Find a parent with her kid in the shopping cart. Point at the kid and ask the parent, "What aisle are they selling these on?" Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. Gather a bunch of bouncy balls and bounce them into neighboring aisles. Get 20 people together and play hide-n-go-seek. Get a dish towel and bucket and sit on the floor singing "It's a hard knock life for us!" Get a friend, put on as many articles of clothing you can find and start sumo wrestling (use diapers if possible) . Get a group of friends together and take lawn chairs from the display then rewind the movie playing on the display TV in electronics, sit down and watch the entire thing. Get one of those fake dogs that barks/sings, place it on the ground in front of a group of people and press the button to make it sing/bark. Then proceed to bark and growl like you are going to attack it Go into the dressing room and yell real loud... “Hey, we’re out of toilet paper in here!” Go to the express lane and get an item, and say "wait, I forgot something, and keep doing that until you have like 50, check out, then say "thanks, I forgot how much this costs," and walk away. Go to the video game section and play one of the games for a minute the throw down the controller and start to bang on the display case when an attendant asks u what u are doing tell him your trying to change the game. Go up to a guy and start crying saying I finally found you mommy! And see what he does! Go up to someone and start taking items from their basket and put them into yours. Go up to the clerk and say code Red! and see what they do! (I know it will work I did it.) Grab handfulls of super bounce balls and go wild. have a couple of friends go with you and dress up as power rangers. Battle the invisible enemy and tell shoppers to stand back. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “Pick me! Pick me!!” hide in the toy section, when someone comes close jump out at them throw a ball and yell "Pikachu I choose you!" Hold indoor shopping cart races. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. Joust with the electronic assist carts and wrapping paper (they usually won't throw you out) Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the rest rooms. Make farting noises as you walk by someone. Make the entire auto department smell by sampling all the spray air fresheners. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. Page yourself and then after the employee says your name, say...“Oh that's me, I've got to go. Thank you.” Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. Play "Marco Polo." Play blind chicken with 12 friends putting a blind fold on one and them having that person trying to find you . Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. Play with the automatic doors. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. Pour bubble bath into the fountains in the garden section. Put M%26amp;M's on layaway. Put random items in the shopping carts of others while they aren't looking. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. Repeat whatever the store clerk tells you. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. roll cans of soup down the aisles. run around the store yelling I'm a princess while holding a toy wand. Run around yelling for your pet ferret "Stinky". check out all the funny looks you get! Run up to a complete stranger and say "You're it!" Run up to a new employee in the pet aisle and point to an invisible cash register and say "Hey you! That cash register over there, well um, I think it's magic! It made my little sister (or brother if you have one) disappear!" Wait and see what they say and the expression on their face. Sample all the fragrances in the perfume department. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. Set up a battle of laser tag . Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. set up like ten pineapples in the shape of bowling pins and start bowling with a coconut. Shoot the bungee tops at customers. Start Humming the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Theme song. Whenever someone looks at an item near you scream "TUTLE POWER" and run away as fast as you can. Strategically scatter those novelty dog poops throughout the store and wait for some to announce "cleanup on aisle ..." then yell "BAD FLUFFY!" Switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restroom. Take a snickers bar, go in the bathroom and smoosh the snickers bar in your hand and reach over to the next stall and say "uh do you have some toilet paper over there?" Take all of the free AOL cd's on the end of the check out counter Contributed by Keith Take bets on the battle described above. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. Throw as many shoes as possible onto the floor in as little time as you can. TP as much of the store as possible. Try to fly on a broom. If anyone asks what you are doing tell them in a very annoyed voice, "the brooms don't work!" Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". Unload then entire bin of giant bouncy balls, get in the bin, have a friend put all the balls back on top of you. When someone walks by jump outta the balls causing them to fly everywhere. Walk about 10 centimeters in front of a moving shopping cart and yell "Its gonna get me!" walk around in rubber boots , a rain coat, and an umbrella on bright sunny day! Walk through the store pushing a cart that is upside-down. Walk up and down yelling mommy , mommy then keep saying out loud have you seen my mommy I'm lost and I cant find her. Walk up to a person and say I'm the FBI and I heard that you have been shopelifting and we need to check you. Walk up to an employee and ask where the laxatives are, changing your voice as if you really need it. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. Walk up to the automatic doors and walk back and forth through them and each time u go though look up at the sensor and yell "how does it work or ITS MAGIC!" When a woman with children walks near you in the toy aisle, throw yourself on the floor, screaming "mommy, I want that toy" When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" when someone steps away from their cart to look at something quickly make off with it without saying a word. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. when the speaker/pager deal comes on start mimicking them. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. While playing a video game in the Electronics, skip side-by-side, wiggle your butt, and hum to the music. Contributed by MOOSE!!!! While walking alone pretend you are have a serious conversation with someone. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crud, anyway?" jump out at people while hiding in a clothes wrack
How 2 annoypeople at the store .........very long?
lol from the ones i picked out it's funny. there's a similar one for ringing up pizza places which i saw a while ago that had me rolling on the floor. Ignore the comments about the length, if you get bored enough you'll read through anything :D
Reply:i saw some of thoes on www.getannoyed.com but they r all very funny. rotflmao Report It
Reply:ha ha
Reply:HAHAHAHA I WILL TRY AS MUCH AS I CAN
Reply:Wal*Mart Joke's?
%26gt; 15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart -- while his wife is taking her damned sweet time:
%26gt;01. Get 24 boxes of condoms %26amp; randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
%26gt;02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
%26gt;03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest-rooms.
%26gt;04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares' . . . and see what happens.
%26gt;05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M%26amp;M's on lay-away.
%26gt;06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
%26gt;07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
%26gt;08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
%26gt;09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
%26gt;10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
%26gt;11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
%26gt;12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
%26gt;13. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
%26gt;14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
%26gt;And last but not least:
%26gt;15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while . . . then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
Reply:Not too long a 'question' for me! In fact, I read it twice - and STILL lmao when I got to Hard Knock Life!
I wish I could give YOU 10 points!
The most I can do is give you a big thumbs up... which I am just about to do.
Keep fighting the mad fight... and telling US about it!
Reply:Very good, but you missed out "trolley surfing races". Get friends/family to stand in a line, then say Ready, Steady, Go and on go you have to push yourself on the trolley and see how far you go in one push. The one who goes the farthest wins.
Reply:It is way too long. Jokes are supposed to be short and witty. They should cut right to the chase. This is one is SOOOO LOOOOONG. And the punch line is very bad.
car makes
"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the frozen food doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps you out. Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice. Around Christmas time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!" Ask if you can buy a shopping cart. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies! Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. Bring a friend and get in a shopping cart. Have them push you around while you yell "ye-haw!" Buy chrome hubcaps and put them on in the parking lot Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. Constantly wink at a person you don't know. Follow them around and blow kisses to them. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." Do all of these above without getting thrown out! Contributed Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "...I'm Batman. Come, Robin--to the Batcave!" Dress as a Jedi and randomly tell other shoppers in you're best Yoda voice,"May the force be with you". Everytime you walk out the door (or try waiting by the door for others to walk out), make a dinging noise then say mechanically "We're sorry. You have activated the Wal Mart inventory control service. Please step back and a Wal Mart associate will help you. Thank you." Fill your shopping cart with matchbooks and gasoline and walk around smiling at people. Find a parent with her kid in the shopping cart. Point at the kid and ask the parent, "What aisle are they selling these on?" Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. Gather a bunch of bouncy balls and bounce them into neighboring aisles. Get 20 people together and play hide-n-go-seek. Get a dish towel and bucket and sit on the floor singing "It's a hard knock life for us!" Get a friend, put on as many articles of clothing you can find and start sumo wrestling (use diapers if possible) . Get a group of friends together and take lawn chairs from the display then rewind the movie playing on the display TV in electronics, sit down and watch the entire thing. Get one of those fake dogs that barks/sings, place it on the ground in front of a group of people and press the button to make it sing/bark. Then proceed to bark and growl like you are going to attack it Go into the dressing room and yell real loud... “Hey, we’re out of toilet paper in here!” Go to the express lane and get an item, and say "wait, I forgot something, and keep doing that until you have like 50, check out, then say "thanks, I forgot how much this costs," and walk away. Go to the video game section and play one of the games for a minute the throw down the controller and start to bang on the display case when an attendant asks u what u are doing tell him your trying to change the game. Go up to a guy and start crying saying I finally found you mommy! And see what he does! Go up to someone and start taking items from their basket and put them into yours. Go up to the clerk and say code Red! and see what they do! (I know it will work I did it.) Grab handfulls of super bounce balls and go wild. have a couple of friends go with you and dress up as power rangers. Battle the invisible enemy and tell shoppers to stand back. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say things like “Pick me! Pick me!!” hide in the toy section, when someone comes close jump out at them throw a ball and yell "Pikachu I choose you!" Hold indoor shopping cart races. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna" look with various funnels. Joust with the electronic assist carts and wrapping paper (they usually won't throw you out) Leave Cheerios in Lawn and Garden, pillows in the pet food aisle, etc. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. Look right into the security camera, and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor, leading to the rest rooms. Make farting noises as you walk by someone. Make the entire auto department smell by sampling all the spray air fresheners. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. Nonchalantly "test" the brushes and combs in Cosmetics. Page yourself and then after the employee says your name, say...“Oh that's me, I've got to go. Thank you.” Pay off layaways fifty cents at a time. Play "Marco Polo." Play blind chicken with 12 friends putting a blind fold on one and them having that person trying to find you . Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. Play with the automatic doors. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. Pour bubble bath into the fountains in the garden section. Put M%26amp;M's on layaway. Put random items in the shopping carts of others while they aren't looking. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's in Electronics. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. Relax in the patio furniture until you get kicked out. Repeat whatever the store clerk tells you. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. roll cans of soup down the aisles. run around the store yelling I'm a princess while holding a toy wand. Run around yelling for your pet ferret "Stinky". check out all the funny looks you get! Run up to a complete stranger and say "You're it!" Run up to a new employee in the pet aisle and point to an invisible cash register and say "Hey you! That cash register over there, well um, I think it's magic! It made my little sister (or brother if you have one) disappear!" Wait and see what they say and the expression on their face. Sample all the fragrances in the perfume department. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies?" Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. Set up a battle of laser tag . Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. set up like ten pineapples in the shape of bowling pins and start bowling with a coconut. Shoot the bungee tops at customers. Start Humming the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Theme song. Whenever someone looks at an item near you scream "TUTLE POWER" and run away as fast as you can. Strategically scatter those novelty dog poops throughout the store and wait for some to announce "cleanup on aisle ..." then yell "BAD FLUFFY!" Switch the men’s and women’s signs on the doors of the restroom. Take a snickers bar, go in the bathroom and smoosh the snickers bar in your hand and reach over to the next stall and say "uh do you have some toilet paper over there?" Take all of the free AOL cd's on the end of the check out counter Contributed by Keith Take bets on the battle described above. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. Throw as many shoes as possible onto the floor in as little time as you can. TP as much of the store as possible. Try to fly on a broom. If anyone asks what you are doing tell them in a very annoyed voice, "the brooms don't work!" Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". Unload then entire bin of giant bouncy balls, get in the bin, have a friend put all the balls back on top of you. When someone walks by jump outta the balls causing them to fly everywhere. Walk about 10 centimeters in front of a moving shopping cart and yell "Its gonna get me!" walk around in rubber boots , a rain coat, and an umbrella on bright sunny day! Walk through the store pushing a cart that is upside-down. Walk up and down yelling mommy , mommy then keep saying out loud have you seen my mommy I'm lost and I cant find her. Walk up to a person and say I'm the FBI and I heard that you have been shopelifting and we need to check you. Walk up to an employee and ask where the laxatives are, changing your voice as if you really need it. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment. Walk up to the automatic doors and walk back and forth through them and each time u go though look up at the sensor and yell "how does it work or ITS MAGIC!" When a woman with children walks near you in the toy aisle, throw yourself on the floor, screaming "mommy, I want that toy" When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "No, no! It's those voices again!" When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" when someone steps away from their cart to look at something quickly make off with it without saying a word. When someone steps away from their cart to look at something, quickly make off with it without saying a word. when the speaker/pager deal comes on start mimicking them. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially thin narrow aisles. When two or three people are walking ahead of you, run between them, yelling, "Red Rover!" While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. While playing a video game in the Electronics, skip side-by-side, wiggle your butt, and hum to the music. Contributed by MOOSE!!!! While walking alone pretend you are have a serious conversation with someone. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crud, anyway?" jump out at people while hiding in a clothes wrack
How 2 annoypeople at the store .........very long?
lol from the ones i picked out it's funny. there's a similar one for ringing up pizza places which i saw a while ago that had me rolling on the floor. Ignore the comments about the length, if you get bored enough you'll read through anything :D
Reply:i saw some of thoes on www.getannoyed.com but they r all very funny. rotflmao Report It
Reply:ha ha
Reply:HAHAHAHA I WILL TRY AS MUCH AS I CAN
Reply:Wal*Mart Joke's?
%26gt; 15 things a man can do at Wal-Mart -- while his wife is taking her damned sweet time:
%26gt;01. Get 24 boxes of condoms %26amp; randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
%26gt;02. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
%26gt;03. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest-rooms.
%26gt;04. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in Housewares' . . . and see what happens.
%26gt;05. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M%26amp;M's on lay-away.
%26gt;06. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
%26gt;07. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
%26gt;08. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
%26gt;09. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
%26gt;10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
%26gt;11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."
%26gt;12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.
%26gt;13. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"
%26gt;14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"
%26gt;And last but not least:
%26gt;15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while . . . then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"
Reply:Not too long a 'question' for me! In fact, I read it twice - and STILL lmao when I got to Hard Knock Life!
I wish I could give YOU 10 points!
The most I can do is give you a big thumbs up... which I am just about to do.
Keep fighting the mad fight... and telling US about it!
Reply:Very good, but you missed out "trolley surfing races". Get friends/family to stand in a line, then say Ready, Steady, Go and on go you have to push yourself on the trolley and see how far you go in one push. The one who goes the farthest wins.
Reply:It is way too long. Jokes are supposed to be short and witty. They should cut right to the chase. This is one is SOOOO LOOOOONG. And the punch line is very bad.
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BALLAD OF BIRMINGHAM
"Mother dear, may I go downtown
instead of out to play,
and march the streets of Birmingham
in a Freedom March today?"
"No, baby, no, you may not go,
for the dogs are fierce and wild,
and clubs and hoses, guns and jails
ain't good for a little child."
"But, mother, I won't be alone.
Other children will go with me,
and march the streets of Birmingham
to make our country free."
"No, baby, no, you may not go,
for I fear those guns will fire.
But you may go to church instead
and sing in the children's choir."
She has combed and brushed her nightdark hair,
and bathed rose petal sweet,
and drawn white gloves on her small brown hands,
and white shoes on her feet.
The mother smiled to know her child
was in the sacred place,
but that smile was the last smile
to come upon her face.
For when she heard the explosion,
her eyes grew wet and wild.
She raced through the streets of Birmingham
calling for her child.
She clawed through bits of glass and brick,
then lifted out
Can some one Help and perdict may be about?
The poem is about the civil rights movement in Birmingham, Alabama during the Birmingham bus strike, 1960's. Poem is a dialog between mother and child. Child wants to participate in civil rights riots while Mom is concerned about child's safety. Actually modeled after actual events concluding with the bombing of 16th street Baptist Church in April 1963. Here is an article:
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/media/clario...
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"Mother dear, may I go downtown
instead of out to play,
and march the streets of Birmingham
in a Freedom March today?"
"No, baby, no, you may not go,
for the dogs are fierce and wild,
and clubs and hoses, guns and jails
ain't good for a little child."
"But, mother, I won't be alone.
Other children will go with me,
and march the streets of Birmingham
to make our country free."
"No, baby, no, you may not go,
for I fear those guns will fire.
But you may go to church instead
and sing in the children's choir."
She has combed and brushed her nightdark hair,
and bathed rose petal sweet,
and drawn white gloves on her small brown hands,
and white shoes on her feet.
The mother smiled to know her child
was in the sacred place,
but that smile was the last smile
to come upon her face.
For when she heard the explosion,
her eyes grew wet and wild.
She raced through the streets of Birmingham
calling for her child.
She clawed through bits of glass and brick,
then lifted out
Can some one Help and perdict may be about?
The poem is about the civil rights movement in Birmingham, Alabama during the Birmingham bus strike, 1960's. Poem is a dialog between mother and child. Child wants to participate in civil rights riots while Mom is concerned about child's safety. Actually modeled after actual events concluding with the bombing of 16th street Baptist Church in April 1963. Here is an article:
http://www.pbs.org/newshour/media/clario...
this day in history
I'm bad at tell which syllables are unstressed and stressed. Can anyone help me with Dudley Randall's "Ballad
of Birmingham"?
"Mother dear, may I go downtown
Instead of out to play,
And march the streeets of Birmingham
In a freedom March today?"
"No, baby, no, you may not go,
For the dogs are fierce and wild,
And clubs and hoses, guns and jail
Aren't good for a little child."
"But, mother, I won't be alone.
Other children will go with me,
And march the streets of Birmingham
To make our country free."
"No, baby, no, you may not go,
For i frea those guns will fire.
But you may go to church instead
And sing in the children's choir."
She has combed and brushed her night-dark hair,
And bathed rose petal sweet,
And drawn white gloves on her small brown hands,
And white shoes on her feet.
The mother smiled to know her child
Was in the sacred place,
But that smile was the last smile
To come upon her face.
For when she heard the explosion,
Her eyes grew wet and wild.
She raced through the streets of Birmingham
Calling for her child.
She clawed through bits of glass and bric
I'm bad at tell which syllables are unstressed and stressed. Can anyone help me with Dudley Randall's "Ballad
isn't it longer?
Reply:If you have problems with finding the stressed syllables, try saying the word with the stress somewhere else, and see if it sounds right. So for example, try saying BIRmingham, then birMINGham, then birmingHAM and see which shounds right.
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"Mother dear, may I go downtown
Instead of out to play,
And march the streeets of Birmingham
In a freedom March today?"
"No, baby, no, you may not go,
For the dogs are fierce and wild,
And clubs and hoses, guns and jail
Aren't good for a little child."
"But, mother, I won't be alone.
Other children will go with me,
And march the streets of Birmingham
To make our country free."
"No, baby, no, you may not go,
For i frea those guns will fire.
But you may go to church instead
And sing in the children's choir."
She has combed and brushed her night-dark hair,
And bathed rose petal sweet,
And drawn white gloves on her small brown hands,
And white shoes on her feet.
The mother smiled to know her child
Was in the sacred place,
But that smile was the last smile
To come upon her face.
For when she heard the explosion,
Her eyes grew wet and wild.
She raced through the streets of Birmingham
Calling for her child.
She clawed through bits of glass and bric
I'm bad at tell which syllables are unstressed and stressed. Can anyone help me with Dudley Randall's "Ballad
isn't it longer?
Reply:If you have problems with finding the stressed syllables, try saying the word with the stress somewhere else, and see if it sounds right. So for example, try saying BIRmingham, then birMINGham, then birmingHAM and see which shounds right.
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Ok does this make me a bad person??
Okay well i judge a lot, not really races but morea long the lined of looks! i judge myself too though! but like this guy likes me nad he is realy sweet, he has a nice car but his clothes just arent my style i mean he doesnt own enough abecrombie hollister type stuff! clothes is everything to me i judge people on there clothes and there weight! i jusdge myself on my weight as well im reaching for a goal of 100 (( i am 15 feamle 5'6)) and until im comfortable in my shoes i cant get close w anyother guys! i havent had a bf in 2 years because of this ! i have teakin pills to help w my weight and binged and purged!! does all of this make me a bad person! sorry i got a little of topic! and this isnt for attention i promise!
Ok does this make me a bad person??
Yes, it makes you look like a shallow person and to me I have never met a good shallow person. You probably could have had a great boyfriend or boyfriends in those two years, but since you judged guys on their clothes you never met any of those great guys. Also I think you need to stop with the weight-loss because I think your normal weight would be like 20 more pounds or something like that. See I am 5'0'' and my normal body weight would be 100, so if you are six inches taller then yeah you have a weight problem.
Reply:I judge people on their grammar and yours stinks. See, it's not nice of me to judge you for your grammar, so stop judging him for his clothes. That's very shallow.
Reply:You are too caught up in appearances, both your own and others. Have you seen a counselor? Purging is very dangerous to your health. Look at it this way, these bodies we're in are just sacks of flesh that are going to decay. We're all going to get old and die - the body is just a temporary vehicle. Do you love your mother or grandmother even though she's older and maybe wears old clothes? Well, that's real love - loving someone (including yourself) for who they are, not what they look like. Try to see a counselor and get some advice to help you move on. Good luck.
Reply:First of all, if you are 5'6" and going for 100 lb. weight goal you are anorexic or borderline anorexic, especially if you have binged and purged. If you weigh 100 lbs those clothes you like so much aren't going to fit you right. They are going to hang off you. You won't have any breasts, hips or butt to fill out those clothes. As far as the guy's clothes- maybe abercrombie isn't his style- it's yours. You could miss out on a really great guy because he doesn't wear the same clothing line that you do. You need to quit being so judgmental and look at the person, not the outfit. and get yourself some help for your eating disorder. You do not have a healthy self image.
Reply:no it doesn't make you a bad person.
just give the guy a chance.
my bf doesn't wear that stuff,
and shopping is my fave hobbie.
i just love him for him,
not his clothes.
please answer my question:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
Reply:you aren't a bad person but you are shallow and could have an eating disorder, and until you take care of yourself you won't have a relationship work out.
Reply:get help with the eating thing...for the judging try not to concentrate on wat clothes he is wearing try replacing the bad with the good like say for me i dont like short guys, so my boyfriend is short at the moment and i just concentrate on his face cause he is really cute, just replace this guys clothes with him being nice....or with something else his hair, highth, personality, ect. you can replace anything and eventually u dont even remember what his default was
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Ok does this make me a bad person??
Yes, it makes you look like a shallow person and to me I have never met a good shallow person. You probably could have had a great boyfriend or boyfriends in those two years, but since you judged guys on their clothes you never met any of those great guys. Also I think you need to stop with the weight-loss because I think your normal weight would be like 20 more pounds or something like that. See I am 5'0'' and my normal body weight would be 100, so if you are six inches taller then yeah you have a weight problem.
Reply:I judge people on their grammar and yours stinks. See, it's not nice of me to judge you for your grammar, so stop judging him for his clothes. That's very shallow.
Reply:You are too caught up in appearances, both your own and others. Have you seen a counselor? Purging is very dangerous to your health. Look at it this way, these bodies we're in are just sacks of flesh that are going to decay. We're all going to get old and die - the body is just a temporary vehicle. Do you love your mother or grandmother even though she's older and maybe wears old clothes? Well, that's real love - loving someone (including yourself) for who they are, not what they look like. Try to see a counselor and get some advice to help you move on. Good luck.
Reply:First of all, if you are 5'6" and going for 100 lb. weight goal you are anorexic or borderline anorexic, especially if you have binged and purged. If you weigh 100 lbs those clothes you like so much aren't going to fit you right. They are going to hang off you. You won't have any breasts, hips or butt to fill out those clothes. As far as the guy's clothes- maybe abercrombie isn't his style- it's yours. You could miss out on a really great guy because he doesn't wear the same clothing line that you do. You need to quit being so judgmental and look at the person, not the outfit. and get yourself some help for your eating disorder. You do not have a healthy self image.
Reply:no it doesn't make you a bad person.
just give the guy a chance.
my bf doesn't wear that stuff,
and shopping is my fave hobbie.
i just love him for him,
not his clothes.
please answer my question:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...
Reply:you aren't a bad person but you are shallow and could have an eating disorder, and until you take care of yourself you won't have a relationship work out.
Reply:get help with the eating thing...for the judging try not to concentrate on wat clothes he is wearing try replacing the bad with the good like say for me i dont like short guys, so my boyfriend is short at the moment and i just concentrate on his face cause he is really cute, just replace this guys clothes with him being nice....or with something else his hair, highth, personality, ect. you can replace anything and eventually u dont even remember what his default was
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Whose plus size and enjoying loving life?
Being the standard of beauty is alot to handle having men lust after me everyday is something to enjoy. Being flirted by every guy I pass by its so crazy I even have men mostly from other races wanting badly being my size is great no thin person can go anywhere like me and get the looks I get such a pity.
So who is living in my shoes and loving it??
Whose plus size and enjoying loving life?
I'm with ya'..having a ball being big!
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So who is living in my shoes and loving it??
Whose plus size and enjoying loving life?
I'm with ya'..having a ball being big!
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18 and under these days?
Before the MySpace frenzy. Before the Internet %26amp; text messaging. Before Sidekicks %26amp; iPods. Before MIKE JONESSS Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX. Before the 5 hours of homework you put off every night. WHEN LIGHT UP SNEAKERS WERE KOOL When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs. When gas was $0.95 a gallon %26amp; Caller ID was a new thing. When we recorded stuff on VCRs %26amp; paid $3.50 for a movie. When we called the radio station to request songs to hear off our walkmans. When 2Pac and Biggie where alive. When the Chicago Bulls were the best team ever. Way back. Tag. Get Over Here!!!! means something to you. Hide-n-Go Seek at dusk. Red Light, Green Light. Heads Up 7 Up. Playing Kickball %26amp; Dodgeball until your porch light came on. Hopskotch. Slip-n-Slides. Tree Houses. Hula Hoops. Reading R.L. Stine's Goose Bumps. The annoying Nano Pets %26amp; Furbies. Running through the sprinklers. Crying when Mufasa died in the Lion King. Happy Meals where you chose a Barbie or a Hot Wheels car. Getting the privelage to sit in the front seat of the car. Drinking Sqeeze It "Squeeze The Fun Out Of It" Wait. Watching Saturday Morning Cartoons in your PJ's still wrapped up in your Garfield comforter. Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats. The original Power Rangers Or what about: The Secret Life of Alex Mac. Ren %26amp; Stimpy. Double Dare. Rocko's Modern Life. AAAHH!! REAL MONSTERS. Wild %26amp; Crazy Kids. Clarissa Explains it All. salute your shorts(CAMP ANAWANA) Are You Afraid of the Dark? The original cast members of all that. Kenan %26amp; Kel. doug. magic school bus. flash forward. pete and pete. legends of the hidden temple. hey dude. dinosaurs. pinky and the brain. blossom. hangin with mr.copper. wishbone. bill-nye the science guy. kablamm. Who could forget Snick? %26amp; Nick @ Nite with Bewitched, I Dream of Jenie, The Facts of Life %26amp; I Love Lucy. Where everyone wanted to be in love after watching The Wonder Years. or nick jr. with face gulah gulah island little bear under the unbrella tree the busy world of richard scary the adventures of winnie the pooh Kool-Aid was the drink of choice. Wearing your new shoes on the first day of school. Class field trips. POGS When Christmas was the most exciting time of year. When $5 seemed like a million, %26amp; another dollar a miracle. When you begged to go to McDonalds for dinner everyday. When Toys R Us overuled the mall. Go back to the time when Decisions were made by going 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe'. Mistakes were corrected by simply exclaiming 'do over!' 'Race issue' ment arguing about who ran the fastest. Money issues were handled by whoever was banker in 'Monopoly'. It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends. Being old referred to anyone over 20. A chance to skate as a couple at the local roller rink was like winning the lottery. Scrapes %26amp; bruises were kissed %26amp; made better. It was a big deal to finally be tall enought to ride the 'big people' rides at the fair. When playing Nintendo was the hardest thing ever. When Ninja Turtles ruled the world. When Lisa Frank was the raddest thing ever. When a candy bar at the grocery store was the highlight of your day. When coupons collected all year could get you a prize in your class auction. When the only thing you cried over was your mom being late to pick you up. When stress was addition and subtraction. When friendships were as complicated as who's house to sleep over and who's to TP When shaving cream was just meant for play. When a first kiss only lead to cooties. When valentines day meant cards for all. When birthdays were a class event. When a friend moving away was the saddest day of your life. (Yeah, that's still no good)...... who would have thought youd miss the 90's so much
18 and under these days?
omg. kenan and kel.......orangeade! love it! goodness me goosebumbs - and then they did a tv one of them with the dog that had freeeeky green eyes in the opening titles. it scared me witless lol! bludy loved being a little kid!
c'mon now there is one major part missing.....SPICE GIRLS. absolutely classic nineties.
the original saved by the bell
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yeh, when the hell did saturday morning tele go downhill, it used to rock. live and kicking with jaime theakston!
Reply:wow you are so right ! i totally remember bill nie the science guy and pinkie and the brain and all the other ones, wow i really miss being a kid!!! *tear tear*
Reply:the begining of that was be4 the 90's, the rest of it my kids can relate better then me
Reply:you forgot Ralph the mouse and inspector gadget and he man and THUNDER CATS
Reply:I am only 14 but I sure do miss kenon and kel and hey arnold and thos shows but yjeu are played on a channel and some of that stuff is still around u no
Reply:how long did it take you to write this?
Reply:omg i feel you. im 13. i always wanna go outside to play. but all the kids on my block are stuck on the TV or computer. listening to i pods. NO ONE TO PLAY WITH!! i really wanna live my life out as a kid but other kids are getting in the way. they are all starting to get lazy and fat. uhgggg.
Reply:most sounds new to me.... im an old fart ohhh well 2 more points to lvl 3...
very good writing though... keep up the good work
Reply:HEY!! the chi-town bulls are STiLL KOOL and r STiLL MY FAV BASKETBALL TEAM..%26lt;-----REPRESENTiN CHiCAGO
Reply:I'm fourteen, I still watch most of the cartoons you talked about, 5$ is like a million to me, I remember pogs, I still have all of mine, and I definitely miss the original cast of All That. It's not gone. It's now just considered nerdy or pathetic. Here's to all the pathetic nerds in the usa, represent! lol
Reply:*sigh*
Reply:God just reading that it makes me miss the good old days.. haha
Reply:you got that from a myspace bulliten (:
but yup, its sooo true
the 90's were the best of my young life...hehe
Reply:the best thing about being a kid at heart is you dont have to miss the 90's you can live em!
Reply:How in the world did you write a "question" that long?! That's waaaaay past the characters limit we're given!
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18 and under these days?
omg. kenan and kel.......orangeade! love it! goodness me goosebumbs - and then they did a tv one of them with the dog that had freeeeky green eyes in the opening titles. it scared me witless lol! bludy loved being a little kid!
c'mon now there is one major part missing.....SPICE GIRLS. absolutely classic nineties.
the original saved by the bell
beverly hills 91920
yeh, when the hell did saturday morning tele go downhill, it used to rock. live and kicking with jaime theakston!
Reply:wow you are so right ! i totally remember bill nie the science guy and pinkie and the brain and all the other ones, wow i really miss being a kid!!! *tear tear*
Reply:the begining of that was be4 the 90's, the rest of it my kids can relate better then me
Reply:you forgot Ralph the mouse and inspector gadget and he man and THUNDER CATS
Reply:I am only 14 but I sure do miss kenon and kel and hey arnold and thos shows but yjeu are played on a channel and some of that stuff is still around u no
Reply:how long did it take you to write this?
Reply:omg i feel you. im 13. i always wanna go outside to play. but all the kids on my block are stuck on the TV or computer. listening to i pods. NO ONE TO PLAY WITH!! i really wanna live my life out as a kid but other kids are getting in the way. they are all starting to get lazy and fat. uhgggg.
Reply:most sounds new to me.... im an old fart ohhh well 2 more points to lvl 3...
very good writing though... keep up the good work
Reply:HEY!! the chi-town bulls are STiLL KOOL and r STiLL MY FAV BASKETBALL TEAM..%26lt;-----REPRESENTiN CHiCAGO
Reply:I'm fourteen, I still watch most of the cartoons you talked about, 5$ is like a million to me, I remember pogs, I still have all of mine, and I definitely miss the original cast of All That. It's not gone. It's now just considered nerdy or pathetic. Here's to all the pathetic nerds in the usa, represent! lol
Reply:*sigh*
Reply:God just reading that it makes me miss the good old days.. haha
Reply:you got that from a myspace bulliten (:
but yup, its sooo true
the 90's were the best of my young life...hehe
Reply:the best thing about being a kid at heart is you dont have to miss the 90's you can live em!
Reply:How in the world did you write a "question" that long?! That's waaaaay past the characters limit we're given!
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Horse owners~~I have some winter time questions!!?
OK, I live in North Dakota, and bought my first horse this year. The previous owners used him to pony on race tracks, they have used him to break 200+ horses, and he has a lot of experience over all.
Here's my question. Has anyone noticed a change in their horses come winter? We bought him in August, and rode him every day until things iced up here, and now I don't dare ride him until his shoes are removed. First off, I'm sure I can go without riding him until the ice melts in spring, and should still be good to go.
What I'm most concerned about is his disposition. He is sometimes very skiddish and somewhat nervous, and other times he is really bouncy and playful. How common is this?! As a new horse owner, is there any other useful info that you may be able to provide for me?
I appreciate it!
Thanks!
Horse owners~~I have some winter time questions!!?
My horse is like that...he'll be so relaxed and then he gets really nervous, etc. I think some horses are just like that because I've had him for almost 14 years and he's always been that way. Although he does tend to be more skittish in the winter due to the wind, cold, and lack of exercise. He should be fine if you don't ride him during the winter...just keep in mind that he will be out of shape and you will have to start slower so he can get back in shape once spring comes. Other advice...start a rainy day fund because horse emergencies are SO expensive!! I've had colic, fractured coffin bone, etc. and they all cost several thousand dollars to fix. Good luck w/ your new horse!!
Reply:I would only feed Hay;Plenty of Water,save the Oats untill He is Working;
Reply:If you don't see your horse over the winter then he will not be as used to you as he was when you got him. As much as everyone who hates to admit it, we all don't want to go out in the cold and see them, but we still love them and we have to for them to remember us and have them be closer to us. My horses have to be cared for every day and wheter I like it or not I have to give them love every day and spoil them more in the winter to keep them warm and healthy. The more you see your horses, the less skiddish they will be around you and they( he) will love you all year. Hope I helped!!!
Reply:Cooler weather tends to make horses jittery and skittish, a bit high strung. It is quite normal for horses to act this way.
Reply:My horses are out on pasture, and then both pastures come into their stalls for the night. We have a indoor arena and stuff so ice and stuff isnt a issue.
But what ive noticed in the pasture is some of them never move. A older horse had to be in a paddock by himself because of a injury and he fell on the ice. VERY sad thing to see.
Well what happens with mine and my boarders horses is that they dont move a inch out in the icy pasture but when they come in or i have to ride them they are like a mexican jumping bean because they couldnt run or anything outside. And of course i have to hold them back best i could because i dont want them to lose precious body heat. Also what i see alot is one day lets say is 40 degrees, and the next is 12 degrees... the horses get really excited over it because its such a huge weather change. Since it doesnt sound like you have a indoor ring, you could possibly trailer him somewhere.
IM nervous for next week because its supposed to be in the 40's. But my horses have pretty heavy coats, so even though its warm i cant ride much. =[
Reply:I think he might need to be lunged once a day. You might think he's getting enough exersize but on his own I dout he's getting as much as he's use to. You don't have to worry about riding him. Just grab a lunge line and go into a ring or in the field and lunge hime at all diferent gaints. Give him the same amount of exersize he's use to during the summer. Also try T-touch it could help. I have total faith in it. If you don't already use it here's a website on it http://www.tellingtontouch.com/
good luck!
Reply:Any horse can be skittish or nervous on windy days. would that be the problem? Are you acting different with him when he acts nervous. He will react to how you react. If he acts nervous or skittish, get him moving get his attention on what he's doing. Always act confident with him. I've noticed my horses seem friskier on cold winter days. I live in South Dakota. I don't shoe my horses. I just trim their hooves when they need it. I like riding in the winter and my horses seem to like being ridden and going someplace in the winter. Since he used to pony horses, he may not have been taught to gallup on cue. On him not staying in the barn, horses if given the choice prefer to be outside. When the weather gets too harsh for him he will go into the barn. Here's a thought. Why not get a horse for your husband and then your horse will have a buddy. Think how nice it would be for you and your husband to to ride into the sunset together.
Reply:because he has more energy because
1. you aren't riding him
2. its winter its cold and the cold seems to make the horses skiddish and full of energy
horses know if your scared so some will take advantage of that too.
build up a trust and just trust him. HANG ON!
have fun!
oh try to stay on the snow or he might slip!
Reply:All horses feel frisky in the cool air are 20 year old gelding runs and bucks with all the other horses when we turn them out over the winter every few weeks or when the suns out. And he usually just starts eating in the summer.
Reply:Congrats on buying your horse.
I am in the UK and mine are out during the day and in at night. with Christmas and it going dark so early they are not getting ridden very often so mine are being silly and spooky when they are ridden and more grumpy than usual when we do anything with them - all they want to do at the moment is eat !
Reply:Okay, you Need to ride him really soon. he can not go that long, it will make him hyper and really skiddish. Also my horse has changed a little he has a little more energy. Try hand walking around things that scare him and he will trust you pet him give treats, whatever he likes.
Also for some other info. Baker blankets are awesome for the cold. Thats what I have.
Hope this helps!!!!
Reply:It's completely normal. It's harder for them to get outside and exercise in the bad weather. And unlike people, horses store energy and not just fat. I would ride him if possible, and if not make sure he gets to go outside a lot. Most horses would prefer to be outside in the snow and ice than locked up inside.
Reply:He sounds like a cool horse, awesome experience and resume he has.
I have a 10 yr old mule that is a jerk when it gets cold.. He bucks and plays and carries on worse than a weanling. Some are just like that and more work and less hot feed does help. He also has an alfalfa meth high going on, so he has been cut back severely on that. So just some ideas for you to try.
You can also bit him up, attach lines to the saddle and just lunge him around to burn off some excess energy before you ride.
More than likely he will come around just fine in the spring, but thats some ideas if you want to ride before then.
Reply:Congrats on your new horse! It sounds like he's not getting a lot of exercise (which it sounds like he was used to), which would account for his behavior. He's probably not being turned out as much, either, because of the weather, so that isn't helping matters. He's full of energy, but he's got no place to burn it, so he's acting bouncy and skittish. If you have an indoor, you could lunge or ride him to get rid of some of his energy. (I am guessing you don't, or else you wouldn't have this problem!) You are smart not to ride him on the ice, good for you.
It mioght help break his boredom a little if you give him a stall toy (check out State Line Tack or Dover's website for these). One of my horses really liked an empty plastic jug with some gravel inside tied to a rafter above her head in her stall...she'd bop it around and entertain herself that way. Take him out of his stall a few times a day and groom him so he gets a change of scenery. He will calm down once he's getting more exercise in the warmer weather.
Reply:ride him in the snow, he'll be fine
pony horses off track are usually great rides very dependable
he may always be nervous, the longer you have him and the more you show him that the monsters are not going to eat him
he will trust you more with time
Reply:I live in South Dakota, so yes I know how the winters can be. However, I would never personally have a horse with shoes on them this time of the year.....Unless I was hauling them and they stayed stalled when not riding. I personally believe that that is a very good way to get an injury that could have been easily prevented.
Their dispostions don't change with the seasons if that is what you are asking. Mine have the same personalities and dispostions all year long..... unless there is a storm coming in. In the winter when it is like this they will be alittle more frisky, and in the summer time they are about the same. It's kinda hard to explain, but it you watch your horse right before a storm hits you know what I am trying to say.
My suggestion to you is to spend some time with him. He is still new so things are new to him. I would personally spend as much time with him as you could to form a bond. Not so much riding, just on the ground stuff. Grooming, loving on him, giving him treats. Good Luck!!
Reply:My horses change a little. They go from really play full and very good under saddle, to still playful, but because its snowy and icy, they are a little more careful. They are still good under saddle but tis a little harder to get them to set their head and come onto the bit.
Your horse may have changed because you aren't spending as much time with him as you were, because its so cold. I know i do but my horses are used to it. Just because you aren't riding him and playing with him as much, try to give him a little more attention.
Reply:Is he alone or with other horses? Anxiety is common in Thoroughbreds when not in a excersize routine. What breed is he? I had a TB mare that had "skiddish" attitude on windy days. Is he on a high protien feed? Sweet feed can cause hyperactivity in horses and considering he can't burn it off like when you bought him. Look into his diet and surroundings.
Reply:i think he will be fine they do get skiddish sometimes when it is windy though
Reply:too much stuff to read....UGH!
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Here's my question. Has anyone noticed a change in their horses come winter? We bought him in August, and rode him every day until things iced up here, and now I don't dare ride him until his shoes are removed. First off, I'm sure I can go without riding him until the ice melts in spring, and should still be good to go.
What I'm most concerned about is his disposition. He is sometimes very skiddish and somewhat nervous, and other times he is really bouncy and playful. How common is this?! As a new horse owner, is there any other useful info that you may be able to provide for me?
I appreciate it!
Thanks!
Horse owners~~I have some winter time questions!!?
My horse is like that...he'll be so relaxed and then he gets really nervous, etc. I think some horses are just like that because I've had him for almost 14 years and he's always been that way. Although he does tend to be more skittish in the winter due to the wind, cold, and lack of exercise. He should be fine if you don't ride him during the winter...just keep in mind that he will be out of shape and you will have to start slower so he can get back in shape once spring comes. Other advice...start a rainy day fund because horse emergencies are SO expensive!! I've had colic, fractured coffin bone, etc. and they all cost several thousand dollars to fix. Good luck w/ your new horse!!
Reply:I would only feed Hay;Plenty of Water,save the Oats untill He is Working;
Reply:If you don't see your horse over the winter then he will not be as used to you as he was when you got him. As much as everyone who hates to admit it, we all don't want to go out in the cold and see them, but we still love them and we have to for them to remember us and have them be closer to us. My horses have to be cared for every day and wheter I like it or not I have to give them love every day and spoil them more in the winter to keep them warm and healthy. The more you see your horses, the less skiddish they will be around you and they( he) will love you all year. Hope I helped!!!
Reply:Cooler weather tends to make horses jittery and skittish, a bit high strung. It is quite normal for horses to act this way.
Reply:My horses are out on pasture, and then both pastures come into their stalls for the night. We have a indoor arena and stuff so ice and stuff isnt a issue.
But what ive noticed in the pasture is some of them never move. A older horse had to be in a paddock by himself because of a injury and he fell on the ice. VERY sad thing to see.
Well what happens with mine and my boarders horses is that they dont move a inch out in the icy pasture but when they come in or i have to ride them they are like a mexican jumping bean because they couldnt run or anything outside. And of course i have to hold them back best i could because i dont want them to lose precious body heat. Also what i see alot is one day lets say is 40 degrees, and the next is 12 degrees... the horses get really excited over it because its such a huge weather change. Since it doesnt sound like you have a indoor ring, you could possibly trailer him somewhere.
IM nervous for next week because its supposed to be in the 40's. But my horses have pretty heavy coats, so even though its warm i cant ride much. =[
Reply:I think he might need to be lunged once a day. You might think he's getting enough exersize but on his own I dout he's getting as much as he's use to. You don't have to worry about riding him. Just grab a lunge line and go into a ring or in the field and lunge hime at all diferent gaints. Give him the same amount of exersize he's use to during the summer. Also try T-touch it could help. I have total faith in it. If you don't already use it here's a website on it http://www.tellingtontouch.com/
good luck!
Reply:Any horse can be skittish or nervous on windy days. would that be the problem? Are you acting different with him when he acts nervous. He will react to how you react. If he acts nervous or skittish, get him moving get his attention on what he's doing. Always act confident with him. I've noticed my horses seem friskier on cold winter days. I live in South Dakota. I don't shoe my horses. I just trim their hooves when they need it. I like riding in the winter and my horses seem to like being ridden and going someplace in the winter. Since he used to pony horses, he may not have been taught to gallup on cue. On him not staying in the barn, horses if given the choice prefer to be outside. When the weather gets too harsh for him he will go into the barn. Here's a thought. Why not get a horse for your husband and then your horse will have a buddy. Think how nice it would be for you and your husband to to ride into the sunset together.
Reply:because he has more energy because
1. you aren't riding him
2. its winter its cold and the cold seems to make the horses skiddish and full of energy
horses know if your scared so some will take advantage of that too.
build up a trust and just trust him. HANG ON!
have fun!
oh try to stay on the snow or he might slip!
Reply:All horses feel frisky in the cool air are 20 year old gelding runs and bucks with all the other horses when we turn them out over the winter every few weeks or when the suns out. And he usually just starts eating in the summer.
Reply:Congrats on buying your horse.
I am in the UK and mine are out during the day and in at night. with Christmas and it going dark so early they are not getting ridden very often so mine are being silly and spooky when they are ridden and more grumpy than usual when we do anything with them - all they want to do at the moment is eat !
Reply:Okay, you Need to ride him really soon. he can not go that long, it will make him hyper and really skiddish. Also my horse has changed a little he has a little more energy. Try hand walking around things that scare him and he will trust you pet him give treats, whatever he likes.
Also for some other info. Baker blankets are awesome for the cold. Thats what I have.
Hope this helps!!!!
Reply:It's completely normal. It's harder for them to get outside and exercise in the bad weather. And unlike people, horses store energy and not just fat. I would ride him if possible, and if not make sure he gets to go outside a lot. Most horses would prefer to be outside in the snow and ice than locked up inside.
Reply:He sounds like a cool horse, awesome experience and resume he has.
I have a 10 yr old mule that is a jerk when it gets cold.. He bucks and plays and carries on worse than a weanling. Some are just like that and more work and less hot feed does help. He also has an alfalfa meth high going on, so he has been cut back severely on that. So just some ideas for you to try.
You can also bit him up, attach lines to the saddle and just lunge him around to burn off some excess energy before you ride.
More than likely he will come around just fine in the spring, but thats some ideas if you want to ride before then.
Reply:Congrats on your new horse! It sounds like he's not getting a lot of exercise (which it sounds like he was used to), which would account for his behavior. He's probably not being turned out as much, either, because of the weather, so that isn't helping matters. He's full of energy, but he's got no place to burn it, so he's acting bouncy and skittish. If you have an indoor, you could lunge or ride him to get rid of some of his energy. (I am guessing you don't, or else you wouldn't have this problem!) You are smart not to ride him on the ice, good for you.
It mioght help break his boredom a little if you give him a stall toy (check out State Line Tack or Dover's website for these). One of my horses really liked an empty plastic jug with some gravel inside tied to a rafter above her head in her stall...she'd bop it around and entertain herself that way. Take him out of his stall a few times a day and groom him so he gets a change of scenery. He will calm down once he's getting more exercise in the warmer weather.
Reply:ride him in the snow, he'll be fine
pony horses off track are usually great rides very dependable
he may always be nervous, the longer you have him and the more you show him that the monsters are not going to eat him
he will trust you more with time
Reply:I live in South Dakota, so yes I know how the winters can be. However, I would never personally have a horse with shoes on them this time of the year.....Unless I was hauling them and they stayed stalled when not riding. I personally believe that that is a very good way to get an injury that could have been easily prevented.
Their dispostions don't change with the seasons if that is what you are asking. Mine have the same personalities and dispostions all year long..... unless there is a storm coming in. In the winter when it is like this they will be alittle more frisky, and in the summer time they are about the same. It's kinda hard to explain, but it you watch your horse right before a storm hits you know what I am trying to say.
My suggestion to you is to spend some time with him. He is still new so things are new to him. I would personally spend as much time with him as you could to form a bond. Not so much riding, just on the ground stuff. Grooming, loving on him, giving him treats. Good Luck!!
Reply:My horses change a little. They go from really play full and very good under saddle, to still playful, but because its snowy and icy, they are a little more careful. They are still good under saddle but tis a little harder to get them to set their head and come onto the bit.
Your horse may have changed because you aren't spending as much time with him as you were, because its so cold. I know i do but my horses are used to it. Just because you aren't riding him and playing with him as much, try to give him a little more attention.
Reply:Is he alone or with other horses? Anxiety is common in Thoroughbreds when not in a excersize routine. What breed is he? I had a TB mare that had "skiddish" attitude on windy days. Is he on a high protien feed? Sweet feed can cause hyperactivity in horses and considering he can't burn it off like when you bought him. Look into his diet and surroundings.
Reply:i think he will be fine they do get skiddish sometimes when it is windy though
Reply:too much stuff to read....UGH!
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Does this excerpt of part of my story sound okay?
One of the boys turned his head. How did he hear me? His violet eyes scanned the darkness. I didn't breathe, nor move. The boy was ... strange. His stare seemed much older then the body he was in. He looked my age, but wiser. He started to move.
“...How stupid can someone be. Seriously—” The red-head stopped taunted Jenna and glanced at the violet-eyed boy. “...Gabe, what...?”
“Ssh....” The violet-eyed boy whispered. Moving closer and closer to my hiding spot. His movements were almost ... catlike.
Five feet away. Four feet. Three feet. Two feet. One ...
“What are you doing?” asked the third boy. “Gabe!”
“Gabe” looked back—I made my move. I slide farther behind the wall, behind an abandoned market stall. When Gab silenced his friend and turned back I was out of sight. He swore. Good day, for a little boy he new some “interesting” words. Then he walked back to the other three. I let out a deep breath, getting up, and slowly turned my head to peek back around the wall....
“I little spy, are we?” He was right there. Staring at me.
I jumped back. I don't know why, but he scared me. His icy stare matched the frozen dew drops on the dead grass of a tundra. It made you want to run far. Far away. Into that tundra. Never coming back Never looking back. Never thinking of his stare. Never, never, never....
“Excusez-moi?” I asked innocently.
“Are you a espion?” he said, following my French, calling me a 'spy'. Except for the fact his was a lot less poorly pronounced. “Hello? Are you deft? Are are you really French?”
Putting on my courage I looked him in the eye. “Leave my sister alone!”
“Your sister?” The redhead appeared behind Gabe. “Are you as stupid?”
“My sister isn't stupid. She's—” I stopped. She couldn't read, write, or think right. People might think of Jenna as “stupid”, but she wasn't! Not in my eyes at least.
“...a daftie,” redhead finished.
I grunted. Jenna was against the wall—eyes wide. I had to settle this. Fast. Before my mother noticed Jenna and me were missing. So I lifted my leg—with heeled shoes—and kicked the redhead. Right in the....
“OW!” He fell, his face scrunched up.
Aye, I kicked him hard.
But he got up. I almost thought of kicking him again, but he ran for it. The third boy stood there eyes wide. I glared at him. He let out an 'eep' and ran after redhead. Now, one left. I turned toward Gabe. He just stood there, the glare thing not working on him. So I readied myself, and raced forward him, my fist back ready to punch.
I heard Jenna gasp. Then right before my eyes ... he vanished.
Does this excerpt of part of my story sound okay?
Yes, it sounds good.
Very creative. Keep it up I think you have something here.
Happy writting
Reply:I was immediately struck by how a writer should not misspell, or use the wrong word in a sentence, (then instead of than), and the French don't say "excusez", that's part English. Ruins the whole thing.
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“...How stupid can someone be. Seriously—” The red-head stopped taunted Jenna and glanced at the violet-eyed boy. “...Gabe, what...?”
“Ssh....” The violet-eyed boy whispered. Moving closer and closer to my hiding spot. His movements were almost ... catlike.
Five feet away. Four feet. Three feet. Two feet. One ...
“What are you doing?” asked the third boy. “Gabe!”
“Gabe” looked back—I made my move. I slide farther behind the wall, behind an abandoned market stall. When Gab silenced his friend and turned back I was out of sight. He swore. Good day, for a little boy he new some “interesting” words. Then he walked back to the other three. I let out a deep breath, getting up, and slowly turned my head to peek back around the wall....
“I little spy, are we?” He was right there. Staring at me.
I jumped back. I don't know why, but he scared me. His icy stare matched the frozen dew drops on the dead grass of a tundra. It made you want to run far. Far away. Into that tundra. Never coming back Never looking back. Never thinking of his stare. Never, never, never....
“Excusez-moi?” I asked innocently.
“Are you a espion?” he said, following my French, calling me a 'spy'. Except for the fact his was a lot less poorly pronounced. “Hello? Are you deft? Are are you really French?”
Putting on my courage I looked him in the eye. “Leave my sister alone!”
“Your sister?” The redhead appeared behind Gabe. “Are you as stupid?”
“My sister isn't stupid. She's—” I stopped. She couldn't read, write, or think right. People might think of Jenna as “stupid”, but she wasn't! Not in my eyes at least.
“...a daftie,” redhead finished.
I grunted. Jenna was against the wall—eyes wide. I had to settle this. Fast. Before my mother noticed Jenna and me were missing. So I lifted my leg—with heeled shoes—and kicked the redhead. Right in the....
“OW!” He fell, his face scrunched up.
Aye, I kicked him hard.
But he got up. I almost thought of kicking him again, but he ran for it. The third boy stood there eyes wide. I glared at him. He let out an 'eep' and ran after redhead. Now, one left. I turned toward Gabe. He just stood there, the glare thing not working on him. So I readied myself, and raced forward him, my fist back ready to punch.
I heard Jenna gasp. Then right before my eyes ... he vanished.
Does this excerpt of part of my story sound okay?
Yes, it sounds good.
Very creative. Keep it up I think you have something here.
Happy writting
Reply:I was immediately struck by how a writer should not misspell, or use the wrong word in a sentence, (then instead of than), and the French don't say "excusez", that's part English. Ruins the whole thing.
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We have a pacer that has a problem with his front legs, we have the vet out at least once a fortnight?
He has had all the injections that the vet has advised. But he still moves as though he is sore. We have had the farrier out and he recomended and placed "pads" under his shoes to absorb the impact on the track. He has had alot of problems with his feet and legs, all have been treated by a vet and a farrier. Does anyone have anyother ideas on what could be done to assist him. He loves to race and would do it on 3 legs if we did not stop him. He is the most loving horse, more a pet than a racer. Thank you for your assistance with his problem, I hope you can help him
We have a pacer that has a problem with his front legs, we have the vet out at least once a fortnight?
There is an old fashione remedy called horse linament it is a waxy substance that you place aroundthe front leg muscles and have it bound with cotton cloth to hold it in place ~~
Reply:You can use this medication 1/3 BAL and 1/3 listerine regular and 1/3 glycerine Shake well and apply as much as you need wrap the front legs in plastic wrap then put a heavy thick bandage to sweat. Do this for a week you will not blister him and check his front feet for a stone bruise Rub vaseoline in the heels If is feet are hot pack them in oatmeal that will draw the heat out. How do I know this I worked for the family business and Calumet farms and Jack Vanberg who is in Calif. Good Luck
Reply:Without knowing what's wrong with your horse's front feet and or legs, I do have a few thoughts and suggestions. First and foremost, a pacer who is chronically sore /lame in one front leg or the other will eventually go sore or lame in the hind leg on the same side ! That said, it is possible that the initial cause of his front leg/foot lameness started in the hind leg on the same side. Thus , continued treatment in front does not solve the problem because the hind leg issue was not addressed ! Have your vet go over his hind end to possibly find a possible problem causing a secondary lameness in front ! Secondly, not knowing the age of your pacer and his class, i.e. claimer, condition, open ect., if chronic front feet lameness is his problem, and ALL possible treatments have been exausted, I would discuss de-nerving his front feet with your vet. It may sound a bit cruel, but believe me it's not, and may help your horse a great deal by eliminating most of his pain in his feet and allowing him to race sounder and more successfully ! I hope i have been some help.
Reply:It is possible that the problem is not with his legs but his back or withers. Did you have these areas checked out?
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We have a pacer that has a problem with his front legs, we have the vet out at least once a fortnight?
There is an old fashione remedy called horse linament it is a waxy substance that you place aroundthe front leg muscles and have it bound with cotton cloth to hold it in place ~~
Reply:You can use this medication 1/3 BAL and 1/3 listerine regular and 1/3 glycerine Shake well and apply as much as you need wrap the front legs in plastic wrap then put a heavy thick bandage to sweat. Do this for a week you will not blister him and check his front feet for a stone bruise Rub vaseoline in the heels If is feet are hot pack them in oatmeal that will draw the heat out. How do I know this I worked for the family business and Calumet farms and Jack Vanberg who is in Calif. Good Luck
Reply:Without knowing what's wrong with your horse's front feet and or legs, I do have a few thoughts and suggestions. First and foremost, a pacer who is chronically sore /lame in one front leg or the other will eventually go sore or lame in the hind leg on the same side ! That said, it is possible that the initial cause of his front leg/foot lameness started in the hind leg on the same side. Thus , continued treatment in front does not solve the problem because the hind leg issue was not addressed ! Have your vet go over his hind end to possibly find a possible problem causing a secondary lameness in front ! Secondly, not knowing the age of your pacer and his class, i.e. claimer, condition, open ect., if chronic front feet lameness is his problem, and ALL possible treatments have been exausted, I would discuss de-nerving his front feet with your vet. It may sound a bit cruel, but believe me it's not, and may help your horse a great deal by eliminating most of his pain in his feet and allowing him to race sounder and more successfully ! I hope i have been some help.
Reply:It is possible that the problem is not with his legs but his back or withers. Did you have these areas checked out?
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